me, to myself: I will not start a new WIP. I will not start a new WIP. I will not –

my brain, slamming the accelerator to NEW FIC with the same excess as a toddler dishing out birthday confetting: WHOOPHI PLOTBUNNIES TIME ENTER THE WORLD QUARTER DONE AND NEVER TO BE COMPLETED

I have been playing wizard101 again recently and now im just thinking about what characters would be in which schools. here are my incomplete thoughts so far

Death: Adrien, Juleka
Life: Marinette, Mylene
Ice: Luka, Sabrina, Ivan
Fire: Rose, Nathaneal, Kim
Storm: Chloe, Kagami, Aurore
Myth: Alya, Alix, Lila
Balance: Nino, Max

I will expand on my thoughts in a minute

fuckyeahnightmares:

James Wan went back to horror and went absolutely crazy.

What is this movie?

A woman with a lot of repressed childhood memories has visions of grizzly murders and discovers that those murders are actually taking place. I won’t go into it any further because this is a super God damn weird movie and I shouldn’t spoil anything.

How scary is it?

It’s not as scary as some of James Wan’s other movies, the first two Insidious and Conjuring movies in particular. It does start off somewhat like those movies, and there are some really scary sequences in the beginning. It evolves into something a bit more slasher-y and joyously bonkers partway through that still has creepy imagery and fun but isn’t super scary. Probably 6/10 for scares.

Jump scares?

A bit yeah.

Is there blood and gore?

Better believe it

On a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being Alien: Covenant), how dumb were the characters?

Maybe a 6/10. You should see how one of these idiots parks a car on a cliff just for the shot.

Does that story make logical sense if you think about it too long?

I mean, it ties pretty well together but there are aspects that make you go, “oh huh, that’s stupid but fun.”

This is a big and bold horror movie that I wasn’t expecting. I didn’t know too much going in and thought it would be a bit like the Conjuring and Insidious and was I ever wrong. James Wan dives into his entire bag of tricks and pulls out things I have never seen before. I actually said, “What the fuck?” aloud during one of the twists. This movie will keep you on your toes. It’s almost fucking funny at times. This is a very campy movie and you can tell everyone had a blast making it.

Not all of it comes together super well. This is probably a matter of preference but I do like the classical strings that play during some of the scary parts, and I really didn’t like the electric guitar that played during others. I realize this must be an homage to an era of horror movies, but still, it was jarring for me.

Anyways, there is a strong chance you’ll either love this movie or just hate it. If you’re here, you’ll probably end up closer to the former camp. I’ll give this a7/10

Spoiler-y thoughts below

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This is Campbell’s condensceed Soup I’m eating here. How the hell can it not be salty enough?!

ghostie-draws-sometimes:

brawltogethernow:

beg–to-inspire:

dumbassbitch:

kirishimaneedslove:

floatygirlii:

donkamatic:

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

I am best girl

I’m Batman

Hmm.

WHOS MILKSHAKE AM I DRINKING???

loveliest-hobbledehoy:

DOG QUIZ IS SORTA DONE!!!!

(I say sorta bc I kinda wanna add just a few more possible results so I’m at 100 but we’ll see I’m also tired of working on it for now lmao)

It’s 52 questions I am so sorry

What dog breed are you?

princesscas:

You know the whole reason why I haven’t left Tumblr after all these years is because this site is so introvert friendly.

I don’t have the attention span or much less the strength to keep up with Discord conventions (bc apparently fandom is more in Discord these days?? I am not a talkative person to even take part in a group chat *shivers*) or follow with whatever’s going down on Twitter.

I can come on here, make a post into the void and reblog a bunch of posts then ramble in the tags. It’s great. You don’t have to be a person here, you can be a faceless blog and have a grand old time.

Hot Take:

The new ninja aren’t annoying.

Sally is.

bosstoaster:

Last hellsite standing

devoursbears:

@threefeline your text post inspired me to try out gouache again

[ image description/: a gouache painting on paper. there is a white border around a fully filed in painting section. the painting is a pair of hands surrounding a terracotta pot and soil to go in the pot. There is also a general shape of a teal shirt as a background. On the shirt is a trans symbol painted in trans flag colors. In the soil is a small plant sprout and the text “xxx”, representing someone’s dead name. Text on the painting reads “That wasn’t you. Lay them to rest <3 ” :/end id ]

Where does this go on my resume?

nefja:

what even is this animalthing

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

hidden-but:

hidden-but:

i still can’t believe the fact there are threechristian martyrs among the alumni of my uni.

and one of them is scottish

While I love the sentiment of the peer-reviewed tags, the newest of our martyrs lived recently enough to be photographed:

If you only do research for one side of an issue, then you’re not truly informed

luvridden:

luvridden:

What’s your guys’ Freudian fixation mines’ oral aggressive

this is the bitch

Freudian Personality Test

stepfordgoth:

GREETINGS FELLOW NOSTALGIA MEME ENTHUSIAST!

YOU HAVE NOW SCROLLED DOWN FAR ENOUGH OVER THE YEARS TO FIND THE LUCKY LAZER OF GOOD LUCK

LIKEtoCHARGE MAH LAZER

REBLOGtoFIRE MAH LAZER

IGNOREtoLE EPIC FAIL

I swear this isn’t even the weirdest so-called world heritage post I’ve come across …