#ateez incorrect texts
Wooyoung: I don’t like what you did last week when we were eating :/
Yeosang: And I don’t like you :/
Hongjoong: *reading a bedtime story to wooyoung and yeosang* And unfortunately, the pig family burned along with their small and beautiful house
Hongjoong: The man did not come back at that place and till this day, nobody has seen the leftovers of the house and the pigs
Yeosang: I would have stayed for the bbq
Hongjoong: *facepalms in disappointment*
*ateez filming a reality show*
Narrator: It is a peaceful morning~
Yeosang, whispering: it never is
Director:CUUUT!!!
Hongjoong: Yesterday I overheard Yunho asking Mingi: “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Mingi replied: “Trust me, I know what I’m doing”
Hongjoong: I’ve never moved faster from one room to another in my whole life
Cashier: Sir, I’m afraid you have made a mistake.
Seonghwa: Yes, I know. Joining this group has indeed made me regret my life choices but they give me fun times too.
Cashier: No sir. You have gotten this pack of noodles which is just for display of the product but are you alright?
Yunho, rushing into seongjoong’s room: GUYS THE-
Hongjoong, whispering: SHHH Yeosang just fell asleep don’t wake him up
Yunho, whispering:Oh
Seonghwa, whispering: It’s ok what’s going on?
Yunho, still whispering: The dorm’s on fire
Yeosang: Death is just an updated version of sleep. It’s sleep, but without ads or breaks.
Yunho: Isn’t it weird how some people are born with secret talents?
Yeosang: I stopped listening after “born”
Hongjoong: What’s bad about meeting new people?
Jongho: they are new
Yeosang: they are people
Wooyoung: i’m meeting them
Yunho: That’s a nice shirt San
San: Thanks, I got it at-
Yunho: itd look even better on Wooyoungs floor
San: -Wait what?
San: Did you just hit on me..?
Wooyoung: …For me?
Hongjoong, parking the car: You guys go ahead and get us a table
Ateez: Alright
Moments later
Yunho, running out of the restaurant with a table: HONGJOONG START THE CAR!