Person 1: My partner is super snuggly and gets sleepy early. This means when they’re ready to sleep they lay on top of me and sigh until i go to bed with them. So I lay in bed, in the dark, just so they can sleep.

Person 2: *the partner*

Person A: Don’t you just love cats? I love them so much my eyes swell with tears and i can’t breath.

Person B: A…..you’re allergic….

Person A: *under a pile of at least 23 cats and slowly swelling to the size of a balloon* Fake nEws

Is this the otp during an argument? During college finals? Who knows.

I’m currently taking care of my sick family sooooooooo guess whose gonna get sick prompts…..

That’s right. You guys.

“I have no idea what I’m doing oh God we need a real adult to take care of you”

“STOP MIGRATING FROM BEDS TO COUCHES I CANT KEEP UP AND IT GIVES ME A HEART ATTACK WHEN I WALK INTO YOUR ROOM AND YOURE NOT THERE”

“I love you. I really do. But I am a sympathetic puker and the sound of you sick is making me sick. I’m loving and supporting you from over here”

“ Take the medicine. Yes I know it doesn’t taste good but you still need to take it. Now you’re just being a child. No. GET BACK HERE. YOU CANT JUST RUN AWAY FROM THIS”

“I have no idea what medicine you can and can not take with this illness. Let me consult WebMD”

((If you couldnt tell my family is a Stubborn Sick))

Person A: I just drank half a bottle of wine in like 10 seconds (do not recommend, always sip wine) and now I’m Fast Drunk

Person B: MY GUY

Person B: THATS UNSAFE

Person A: CHUG CHUG CHUG

Person B: NO DONT CHUG