#spamano
Nightmare before Christmas
Pride and Prejudice
“You moved into the apartment next to mine and I can hear E V E R Y T H I N G you do”
“I was having a great day, then you football tackled me into a lake. I don’t CARE that I was almost assassinated, You AIMED for that lake.”
“I’ve noticed how much you love your garden and all your plants, and I don’t know how to flirt like other people so I may have accidentally asked you to teach me how to garden, but it’s the best part of my week.”
Person A: Don’t you just love cats? I love them so much my eyes swell with tears and i can’t breath.
Person B: A…..you’re allergic….
Person A: *under a pile of at least 23 cats and slowly swelling to the size of a balloon* Fake nEws
Is this the otp during an argument? During college finals? Who knows.
Person A: Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you.
Person B: Please seek help
Person A: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Person B: …….what?
Person A: Because you are a Snack *winks*
Person C:
Person A: Do you ever think the bacteria in our stomachs get sad because they’ve never seen sunlight? That’s just? So sad? I’m so sorry that you’re missing out on the warmth lil guys.
Person B:
I’m currently taking care of my sick family sooooooooo guess whose gonna get sick prompts…..
That’s right. You guys.
“I have no idea what I’m doing oh God we need a real adult to take care of you”
“STOP MIGRATING FROM BEDS TO COUCHES I CANT KEEP UP AND IT GIVES ME A HEART ATTACK WHEN I WALK INTO YOUR ROOM AND YOURE NOT THERE”
“I love you. I really do. But I am a sympathetic puker and the sound of you sick is making me sick. I’m loving and supporting you from over here”
“ Take the medicine. Yes I know it doesn’t taste good but you still need to take it. Now you’re just being a child. No. GET BACK HERE. YOU CANT JUST RUN AWAY FROM THIS”
“I have no idea what medicine you can and can not take with this illness. Let me consult WebMD”
((If you couldnt tell my family is a Stubborn Sick))
Person A: I just drank half a bottle of wine in like 10 seconds (do not recommend, always sip wine) and now I’m Fast Drunk
Person B: MY GUY
Person B: THATS UNSAFE
Person A: CHUG CHUG CHUG
Person B: NO DONT CHUG
How to deal with running into your crush 101: simply don’t ❤️
They’ve said good bye so many times, you’d think that it would get easier at some point.
But it never did
A close up ✨
Comes back from the nether to present you… them. Along with a sketch of a comic I will never finish unfortunately
Since I first got into hetalia I always wanted to do a screenshot redraw and this time around I finally feel confident enough in my art to try and do one so yeah ALSO HELLO THIS EPIDODE WAS A MEAL
that is should be chilling sketch
NAME:@justafrange
ROLES: Fanfiction (on AO3), Fanart, Reblog, Memes
BLOG TYPE: Multifandom
WARNINGS: some #Blood on rbs and #Suggestive too
Title:Three Hundred Years
Pairing:Spain/South Italy
Chapters: 3/3 (Complete)
Words: 2,776
Summary: Lovino is a witch. Antonio is a demon. With three meetings across three hundred years, they may figure out a relationship.
Notes: yes im posting an almost two year old spamano fic bc people were clowning on twitter what of it???? also posted this on like tuesday lmao but yeah i still really like how this turned out and the characterization of both lovi and toni is fun so //shrug
Link:AO3
Romano: Our father, who art in heaven, please fucking kill me.
Prussia, also at church: What happened?
Romano: Antonio told me he was in love with me, and I said “That sounds like a you problem.”