#bad dad jokes
Never be afraid to ask your boss for a raise.
Unless they are a necromancer.
One’s boss fired one the other day.
They were a pyromancer.
Why do vampires prefer feeding on narcissists?
They are so vein.
Werewolves tend to be extremely pessimistic.
They refuse to see the silver lining.
Vivec’s favourite film is Mary Poppins.
He is particularly fond of the song “Chim Chim Cher-ee”
Khajiit traders rarely get angry. They are nomads.
