#gynecologist

Just a silly, quick thing.

“First time here, huh? Now, what can I help you with today?” Doctor Miles, a seasoned gynecologist, looked at his newest patient with a smile. A girl of 22, named Paula, was dressed in a flimsy paper exam gown and was sitting on his exam table. She was blonde, and a bit chubby.

“I think I might have a baby inside that needs to come out. It feels like I need to push it out of my vagina,” the girl explained, touching her round belly.

“I see. Well, normally, you’d go to a birthing clinic for something like that, but since you’re here, let’s see what I can do for you,” the doctor replied. “Just lie down and put your legs in the leg holders, please. “Yes, sir,” Paula agreed. She did as instructed as the doctor put his gloves on. “Good, now scoot down until your butt is hanging off the table, and let your thighs fall to the sides. That’s it, perfect.” He sat down between her legs and pulled her labia apart with his thumbs.

“Yep, that’s a baby all right. Right here in your vagina. Ready to push it out?” “Yes, doctor, I’m ready.” “Good, now push that baby out!”

She grunted and pushed. “Is this what’s called birthing?” she asked, as she panted and pushed again. “Yes, it is, you’re birthing right now. Come on now, Paula, push that head out between these cute little lips down here.”

“Aahh, my baby is coming now!” Paula moaned as her labia stretched around her baby’s head. “Yes it is, the baby is coming out now. Push, now, push it out.” “Aaaaahh, it’s coming! It’s coming, aaaahhh!”

The head slid out and the doctor guided it carefully. The the shoulders came as well. “Half the baby is out, now, Paula. Just one more big push to birth it now,” the doctor explained. “Aaah, doctor, can you please grab my phone and take a picture before I push it out? I want to post it on facebook!” Paula said, looking up at him over her belly. “Sure thing,” the doctor agreed. He took the phone from her bag, handed it to her so she could unlock it, took it back and stood a meter or so away from her to take the picture. “Looks like I can get both your face and your vulva. Smile now!” She smiled and he clicked the button. “There. Now you can push it out, huh?” 

Paula pushed and the baby dropped into Dr. Miles’ waiting hands. “That’s it! You just gave birth to a baby boy!” “Oh, that’s awesome!”  Paula took the infant the doctor was handing her. “You can try to feed him, while I pull the afterbirth out and wash you a bit,” the doctor said. Then he sat down and opened her labia with his fingers again. “Oh, Paula, we’re not done here! It’s twins!” 

“Twins? I’m giving birth again?” Paula had just got her little boy to suckle milk from her breast,  and was now looking down at the doctor. 

“Yes, it’s in your vagina already, just push it out!” the doctor said, changing his gloves for some clean ones. “Yes, doctor!” She took a deep breath and pushed again. “Push, Paula, push hard now! The baby is coming!” Paula rubbed her little boy’s back as he sucked on her nipple, and pushed as hard as she could, using all the muscles in her birth canal. “Oh, I feel it, I feel it, aaaaahh! I have to push, I have to push it out now!” “Yes, Paula, push! Push the baby out, just bear down and push!”

Her labia separated again and the second baby started to poke out of her. “Aaaah, here it comes, here it cooooomeeees!” “Yes, it’s coming, just keep pushing!” Dr. Miles supported the baby as it moved out of her. “One more big push now!”

“Aaaaah!” Paula pushed and the baby shot out of her and into the doctors arms. “This one is a girl! Now you have one of each!” He placed the baby at her other nipple, and the little girl began suckling right away. Paula smiled at him. “Thanks, doctor. That was great.”

The doctor went back to the space between her legs, and delivered the placenta. Paula didn’t really notice much of it, she was enjoying breastfeeding her babies. The doctor then washed her labia thoroughly, and flushed her vagina clean with a douche. Within half an hour, Paula was paying the receptionist and making her way home, with her babies.

Every time I go to the gynecologist I always have a secret hope that the doctor will fuck me with all of the instruments and their fingers….I have an appointment tomorrow and I’m dying for my little dream to come true just once.

Which nozzle do you choose?