Having spent the whole term on her roommates’ course work instead of her own, she had hoped to catch up with her own studies during spring break. But Jenna and Laura insisted she come along as they partied. As their chair. They didn’t care she was about to lose her scholarship; they knew she would find some other way to pay for their rent.
Once at the festival, the pair introduced festival rules: no speaking unless spoken to or required to do a task. When not acting as a chair, follow three steps behind so as not to annoy them. They’ll snap their fingers when they need me.
“Hey!! You must be Laura! It’s so cool they finally let me have a roommate again!
So, ground rules: One, I’m not one of those bookworm types or cleaning freaks, so homework and chores are on you. Two, this is my bed for sleeping in, and the other is my bed for my plushies. So you have to sleep on the floor or in the tub or something. Three, I have a more expensive taste than you – I can tell from your clothes. So we’ll need to pool our cash for my shopping trips. And four, sometimes I go a bit overboard with the pranks I play, but to keep the peace, you have to agree to forgive anything I’ve done if I let you kiss my feet to make up. Okeyyy, roomie??”
Now, even though both are my beds, you’re to make them every morning once I’m up and about for the day. I just throw my clothes on the floor, so you can put them in the hamper, and was them all when the hamper is full. There’s a list of the rest of chores on the back of the door.
It’ll be easier if you leave your credit cards and debit cards in my wallet. You really don’t seem fit to be in charge of them, after all. If you run out, you can just sign your work-study checks over to me.
I’ll send you my class syllabi and assignments as they come in so just be on the lookout for them. Homework is to be done naked and on the floor, since the desks and chairs are mine too. I need it a day before it’s due so I can check your work.
Any questions? Oh, names? Well, you can call me Ma’am, Mistress,or Goddess. I’ll call you whatever I feel like it, so just get used to answering to any random insults you hear, okay worm? Good girl. Now go down to the vending machines and bring me back some junk food.
stop telling robots they ‘pass’ as a compliment, passing the turing test is not required from robots for them to be valid, also stop assuming robots even want to pass, it’s not the only thing that being a robot is about and is based on anthropocentric standards that you really should be dismantling in the first place
You were a bad girl today so I decided you needed to be punished, but I decided you needed a special punishment a little torture. I made you crawl into bed and I tied you up all while stroking your hair and telling you how much I was going to enjoy spanking you then fucking your red ass. You were practically panting by the time I finished tying you up and I had to stop my self from chuckling as I went and got your favorite black leather belt. I ran it down your back for a second before I curled it up and placed it on your back. I could tell you were curious but I simply left letting my little girl think about her actions as I went to eat.
Some times the anticipation is all the lesson a little pet needs
As i mentioned last time I’m getting rid of 1000 things in 2020 in order to more minimalist lifestyle. I decided to make my own rules (but remember I don’t want it to be very difficult!) ;)
I count things that I throw away, donate, sell and give away.
I don’t throw out if I can donate, sell or give away.
Also if I can renovate or upcycle something I do it and decide what to do next.
If I persuade somebody living with me under the same roof to get rid of something that we don’t use - I count it.
I count things as pair of boots as one item, but for example jewellery which can be worn separately as two items.
I count packagings of cosmetics that I can use up (for example body lotions, I still have a few in packagings).
I also count new things that I obtain and will compare it in the end of the year.
I’ll do a sum up and share with you my progress every month ;)
To be honest I’m not even sure if I’ll find 1000 things to get rid of :D Let’s see what will happen ;)
