#black clover incorrect quotes
Noelle: Why is your back all scratched up?
Asta: *flashbacks to a raccoon chasing him after Noelle tells him to leave it alone*
Asta: I’m having an affair.
Magna: Having one ‘lazy day’ per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure, and improve mental health.
Charmy: Now imagine having 7 lazy days per week. How healthy is that?
Yami: You’re insane-
Mereoleona: What did you just say?
Yami: -ly powerful! Freakingly badass!
Zora: I’m pretty sure I’m not going to like you…
Sekke:
Zora: It’s nothing personal, I don’t like anybody.
Vanessa: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Finral: Aww, no you haven’t.
Vanessa: So why do you keep cooking?
Leopold: You don’t actually wash your hands, they wash each other while you just watch.
Asta, looking at his hands: O h.
Mimosa: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
Kirsch: All the time, when you look good. You get used to it.
Luck: How come it’s considered wrong when I have fun?
Yami: People die when you have fun.
Luck: I like your shoes.
Magna: I like your hat.
Luck: Want to be friends?
Magna: I fight crime for a living.
Luck: I commit crime for a living.
Noelle and Asta:*screaming*
Yami: What happened, Noelle?
Asta: Why are you only asking her? We were both screaming.
Yami: Because Noelle doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have a chance.
Solid: Look, I might not be a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist.
Solid: I never found a wallet on the ground and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived in another city so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Noelle: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Yami: This morning, I found a lottery ticket on the ground, I scratched it off and I won 18,000 Yul!
William: That’s amazing!
Jack:Wow!
Fuegoleon: Better luck next time.
Everyone:…
Fuegoleon: Yes, sorry, from context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.
Mereoleona to Fuegoleon: I promise I won’t get Leo a cool sword for Christmas.
-Later-
Mereoleona, holding a sword: Merry Friday, Leo.
Magna: You only live once - YOLO.
Yami: And you only live until the next time you say YOLO.
Yami: Time to bring in the big guns!
Nozel: Please refrain from removing your shirt again.
I never committed acts of terror. I punched a guy who pissed me off and he just happened to represent the country.
- Yami, about attacking Damnatio during Asta’s trial.
Yami watching Luck and Magna fighting: I wonder who’s stupid kids are tearing down who’s stupid base.
Yami:
Yami: Oh wait those are my stupid kids tearing down my base.
Yami:
Yami: Eh… As long as they aren’t annoying me.
Yuno: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Langris: That’s a genius move.
Yuno: Thank you.
Langris: You’re welcome, Yusuke.
Yami: I never understood why Magic Knight Captains cared so much about their stupid squads until I got a stupid squad myself.
*gestures to the Black Bulls*
Yami: I’ve only had these idiots for a day and a half but if anything were to happen to them, I would kill everyone in this kingdom and then myself.
Finral: If Vanessa and I were drowing and you could only save one of us, who would it be?
Yami: You morons can’t even swim?
Finral: It’s a hypothetical question. Who would you save?
Yami: My time and effort.
