#brendon patd
you’re in his dms. i’m a roadie on his exhausting tour to support his band’s breakthrough album. we are not the same.
it be like this
Ian: I never let anything like common sense or the concern from dear friends get in the way of me having a good time.
Brendon, tired: god, I really wish you would.
Sisky: Ryan, you get all my uwus.
Ryan: I what??
Brendon:
Ryan:
Brendon: he loves you.
Ryan: oh. Uh, uwu you too kid.
Pete: are any of you straight?
Brent: *raises hand*
Joe: *raises hand*
Spencer: *raises hand*
Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*
Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*
Ryan, watching Brendon from a distance: he could kill me anytime and I’d thank him.
William: I’d thank him too.
His Side: we do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it!
Ryan: you know, you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Brendon: and you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.
Brendon: the only straight I am is a straight up bitch.