#bruce banner
Brutasha AU
At Tony’s wedding
Bruce: The maid of honor, I presume.
Natasha: The best man, I gather.
best boys coming soon :)
someone: are you sexually active?
thor: no, i just lay there
thor: i would like to make a reservation for two at 6:00pm.
server: sir,this is a mcdonalds
thor: oh my bad. i’d like a mcreservation for 2 at 6:00pm
bruce: thor no
cozyastronaut-deactivated202010:
Thor and Bruce, sleeping in bed together
Thor: ☺️☺️☺️
Bruce: ☺️☺️☺️
Thor, suddenly: *jerks awake* WHAT’s tHE SITCH *falls out of bed* *crashes to floor*
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WHAT
thor, holding up baby yoda: cAN WE KEEP HIM!!!???
bruce, who hasn’t slept in days: tiny shrek?
They’re perfect.
Bruce Banner Masterlist
- Now or Never: [Request] Bruce Banner x reader where they both have a crush on each other but don’t know it
- Home Is Where The Heart Is:[Request]Imagine being a close friend (or maybe secret girlfriend/wife) of Bruce Banner and during AOU instead of going to Clint’s farm, Bruce brings everyone to your house?
- Never Gonna Leave You: [Request]Angsty/fluffy one shot with Bruce that takes place during the first Avengers movie where reader is part of the team and gets kidnapped by Loki so Bruce (as the hulk) saves her after he thrashes Loki around. Then he picks her up and carries her back down to the team because she’s unconscious from Loki attacking her but he’s all gentle and careful with her.
- C'mon Baby, Calm Me Down: [Request] Remember in aou where Natasha calmed hulk with that lullaby could you do that scene but during a vacation on the beach Tony pushed him too far and he turned into the hulk and the reader is the only one to calm him
- Head in the Ground:Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 [Request]After a painful breakup that led you to relapsing with self harm, Bruce comes over to make sure you’re OK. After spending the night on your couch together, the two of you begin to really think about your relationship and struggle with just how strong your feelings are for each other but realize that when love is real, it’s worth the risk.
Missing them hours :(
