#science bros
Bruce: What’s the worst decision you’ve made when you’re drunk?
Tony: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Tony: I HAVE A PLAN!
Bruce: I’m already terrified.
Sleepy boyfriends
Am I the only one that desperately does not want BuckyNat to be in the MCU. I absolutely hate the thought of it. I would much rather Nat be with Banner or hell even Steve, but please for the love of god do not put her with Bucky. If I see those two together it just might kill me. I know that they’re together in the comics but I’m begging that it doesn’t transfer over to the MCU.
Tony can’t lie. He is attracted to the big guy. Not sexually, because that’d be weird. But he likes the guy and he isn’t scared. He knows the big guy isn’t bad or anything. Sometimes he just has to come out and play for a bit.
So, yeah, maybe he constructs a huge park filled with smashable things for the Hulk, and yeah, maybe he is really looking forward to seeing the big guy running around there like a huge, green toddler.
Maybe he also wants to film it and show Bruce someday. Just so Bruce knows how adorable it is.
During a battle in which their enemies successfully neutralize the Hulk and come very close to killing Bruce, Tony’s retaliation reminds everyone that Bruce isn’t the only one on the team that you REALLY do not want to piss off.
Me, reading a fic, where a bunch of people come up to Bruce Banner and start to threaten him:
They’re perfect.
I was thinking about how much I love this quote from Tony
They’re perfect.
Bruce: *phone rings*
Bruce: Banner.
Tony: Bruce! We need your help. Steve’s been bitten by a giant poisonous snake alien thing.
Bruce: What? That’s not possible. If he was bitten, it’s venom, not poison.
Tony: Interesting, interesting. GET OVER HERE!