#incorrect natasha romanoff

Bruce: This coffee is very hot.

Clint:Yes.

Natasha: So you wouldn’t pour it on your body.

Clint:Correct.

Steve: So you wouldn’t pour it down your thro-

Clint, already drinking it: Oh shit that ouches!

Natasha: I’m a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.

Steve: You never apologize.

Natasha: Well, I would if I had ever been wrong.

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At Tony’s wedding

Bruce: The maid of honor, I presume.

Natasha: The best man, I gather.