#bts shitpost
i love this part of the video
Me adding “nevertheless” in my essay for a lil razzle dazzle
Me:“I forgot my hw at home”
My online professor:
Therapist:“And what do we say when we feel this way?”
Me:“Don’t be sad. Cause sad backwards is das. And das not good.”
Therapist:
Jungkook feeling himself is good for the planet.
Pass it on.
Me: I’ll never fall in love. I’m a cold hearted b*tch.
Jimin: *exists*
Me:
Nevermind
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Cr. Piecesofmind_mj
Me: *starts a movie*
Also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight*
Me:This movie sucks
The movie:
Sugar daddy:Good news, Doctor says I’m gonna live for another 15 years
Me:
When karma comes back on the people who did you dirty without you having to exert any energy into being petty
Me: *uses knife to save ammo*
Everyone at the paintball tournament:
Me:*spits mouthful of blood on the floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist:
When you invite your crush over to watch shrek and he starts taking off his clothes
When your parents are yelling at you and they pronounce a word wrong
My friend:Your crush is coming, act normal!
Me:
Me one minute later:
My lungs: *breathes automatically*
Me: *thinks about it*
My lungs:
gif by niamo
POV:You are a piece of shit.
Seokjin: Guys, stop. We need to solve this like adults
Jungkook: So rock paper scissors?
Seokjin:
Seokjin:Yes
Someone:“So how’s your life going?”
Me:
Me watching BTS living life to the fullest
When it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down
Hoseok: Can you look me straight in the eyes?
Yoongi: You can’t expect me to look at those eyes and be straight at the same time.
Namjoon: I hope you’re not doing anything dumb.
Jungkook: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.
The architects of the Leaning Tower of Pisa when they saw the finished product:
jin: I just don’t understand why you’re the leader when I am the older one here
namjoon: you wanted to rock-paper-scissors your way out of a music video shoot yesterday
hobi: I’m so cold
yoongi: why are you so cold all the time?? it’s way too hot in here
hobi:like you’re one to talk.. you’re hot all the time, you take showers in literally ice cold water are you even human?
namjoon:
jungkook:
jin:
jimin:
tae:
tae: wait how do you-
tae:*gasp*
Who wore it better?
