#bts fake chat
Jimin: Does anyone have some baby duck pics I can look at? I’m feeling sad.
Taehyung: Do you have any specific requests?? Baby ducks in hats? Scarves? Snuggling?
Jin: Everyone has a weakness.
Jin: I, personally, am tragically talented and good looking.
Jungkook: Sorry to disappoint you, but I’d rather stare out of the window, listen to music and create fake scenarios in my head than do those worthless mortal tasks.
Yoongi: Tough shit maknae it’s your turn to do the dishes.
Namjoon: I’ve faced way more peer pressure to start animes than I have to try drugs.
Jungkook: I swear you’ll like it please just watch one episode with me hyung! It’s about volleyball and friendship!
Taehyung: What if we made being alive easy huh?? Ever thought of that??
Yoongi: Respect my elders? Absolutely! Let you disrespect me because you are my elder? Hell no.
Jin: All I did was wake you up
Yoongi *struggling*: I had thoughts in my brain, now they’re gone.
Jungkook: Paint water tastes how it smells and it’s strange.
Jin *mildly disgusted but not surprised*: How did you figure that out??
Namjoon: After all this thinking in my head my prospects of becoming insane are high.
Also Namjoon: Hmm. Sexy brain wrinkles would be good lyrics.
Jimin: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Jungkook: That’s not a lot of inches.
Jimin: That’s it-
Yoongi: You okay?
Namjoon: Yeah. You okay??
Yoongi:Yeah..
Namjoon:…
Yoongi:…
Namjoon: We’re both lying aren’t we.
Yoongi: Oh yeah 100%
Jimin: Hyung are you going to complain the entiretime??
Yoongi:Wellsomeone has to.
*Yoongi showing off his song to Namjoon*
Yoongi: See! It’s an upbeat song. Could a depressed person could make this!
Namjoon listening to Daechwita:Yes.
Namjoon: FOUR MONTHS!
Hobi: What’s he talking about??
Yoongi: Don’t worry about it.
Namjoon: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!
Jungkook: Hey hyung would it be stupid if Taehyung and I-
Jin:Yes.
Jungkook: But you didn-
Jin: I didn’t need to.
Jin: Oh you’re singing! Can I make a request??
Yoongi: Uh sure?
Jin:Stop.
Taehyung: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like an one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.
Jimin: Not everyone’s gonna think I’m pretty and that’s fine.
Jimin: They’re wrong though
Taehyung: The flavour of water is its temperature.
Jin: You’re right but I don’t like it.
Taehyung:*sneezes*
Yoongi: *hands Taehyung a picture of of himself*
Taehyung: Hyung… What is this for??
Yoongi: I’m blessing you.