#incorrect bts quotes
Namjoon: There are several lovely ladies milling around out there. Which one do you desire?
Jungkook: You. I’m gay.
dispatch: *follows jin*
boss: any news?
jin holding dispatch’s phone: annyeonghaseyo, do you know BTS?
Jimin: Me and Jungkook are so in sync, we even finish each other’s s-
Jungkook:
Jimin:-sssssss-
Jungkook: [sweats nervously]
Jungkook: -sssomebody once told me,
dispatch: [following bts]
boss: any tea?
dispatch: they’ve found a dollar on the pavement and almost killed each other over it because there was a vending machine nearby
[Dispatch following Hoseok]
Dispatch: “There’s a package, sir.”
Boss: “A package? What’s in it? Lewd magazines? A gift from a secret partner??”
Dispatch: “Sprite, sir.”
dispatch: *follows jimin*
boss: any news?
dispatch: sir, he is at his 4th glass of wine
boss: oh no, that should be something though
dispatch: well, he keeps calling himself Jiminie…
boss: okay… and?
dispatch: sir, he keeps crying and saying ‘jiminie should hold hands with lil meow meow now’
Namjoon: I lead a team of 6 fully functional idols.
Bang PD: Well clearly then you have some idols I don’t know of.
Namjoon: What are you doing?
Yoongi: I’m making breakfast.
Namjoon: It’s 4pm.
Jin: He’s up early today.
<Pre Debut>
Namjoon: You can only address me as Rap Monster or Leader.
Hobi *walking into the room*: Morning bestie!!
The rest of BTS:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Good morning, Hoseok.
Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.
Namjoon: Good point.
Yoongi: I joined BTS for the same reason people visit the zoo.
Yoongi: Oh! Shh, look at that!
Yoongi: *turns to watch Jin screaming and chasing Jungkook*
Yoongi: Nature is amazing.
Hobi: What’s wrong?
Yoongi: Nothing.
Hobi: *Suspicion*
<LATER>
Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.
Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.
Jimin: Drugs?
Hobi: Emotions.
Jimin:*Gasp*
Jin: Why do people draw the sun with sunglasses? How is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he is the sun??
Jungkook: He has to protect his eyes from your face.
Namjoon *monotone while reading*: Jin stop trying to choke Jungkook, you know he’ll win.
Jin *getting up to give an award speech*: Would like to apologize to my haters for being an *absolute* snack.
Hobi *sending a good morning text*: Good morning! Wake up my little ray of sunshine! ☀
Yoongi *texting back*: Don’t tell me what to do. *goes back to bed*
Taehyung: Horror is when a screwed up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a screwed up guy.
Jungkook: What if we’re both screwed up and we look at each other?
Taehyung: Gay romance.
Taehyung & Jungkook: *look at each other*
Taehyung *to Jungkook and Jin*: Namjoon has been spending a lot of time with Jimin lately, I wonder what he’s been up to.
Jin: Why don’t we find out.
*chaotic trio, pressing their ears against Mon Studio’s door*
Jimin: Alright boss man, today is popular culture lesson #8 and I am teaching you how to clap back
Namjoon: What is clap back
Jin: I’m a mature person, I apologize when I’m wrong.
Yoongi: I’ve never heard you apologize.
Jin: I’m never wrong.
Jungkook: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.
Jin *sobbing*: For the last time I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.
Jimin to Jungkook: I dare you-
Jin: Jungkook isn’t allowed to accept dares
Jimin:Why??
Jungkook: Apparently I have “no regard for my personal safety”.
Incorrect Bangtan #184
jungkook : sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container
taehyung : the cow?
jungkook :
