#bts texts
Jin: Everyone has a weakness.
Jin: I, personally, am tragically talented and good looking.
Taehyung: What if we made being alive easy huh?? Ever thought of that??
Yoongi: Respect my elders? Absolutely! Let you disrespect me because you are my elder? Hell no.
Jin: All I did was wake you up
Yoongi *struggling*: I had thoughts in my brain, now they’re gone.
Jungkook: Paint water tastes how it smells and it’s strange.
Jin *mildly disgusted but not surprised*: How did you figure that out??
Namjoon: After all this thinking in my head my prospects of becoming insane are high.
Also Namjoon: Hmm. Sexy brain wrinkles would be good lyrics.
Jimin: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Jungkook: That’s not a lot of inches.
Jimin: That’s it-
Yoongi: You okay?
Namjoon: Yeah. You okay??
Yoongi:Yeah..
Namjoon:…
Yoongi:…
Namjoon: We’re both lying aren’t we.
Yoongi: Oh yeah 100%
Taehyung: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like an one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.
Jimin: Not everyone’s gonna think I’m pretty and that’s fine.
Jimin: They’re wrong though
Taehyung: The flavour of water is its temperature.
Jin: You’re right but I don’t like it.
Namjoon: If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed. I just forget to breathe sometimes.
Jimin to Jungkook: I dare you-
Jin: Jungkook isn’t allowed to accept dares
Jimin:Why??
Jungkook: Apparently I have “no regard for my personal safety”.
Yoongi: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing???
Namjoon: I am far too full of thoughts.
Jungkook: If we’re ever in a situation where I’m the voice of reason…
Jungkook: Then we’re in a very very badsituation.
Taehyung: I keep saying, “it is what it is” but what even is it??
LIMERENCE MASTERLIST
「jeon jungkook social media au」 comingsoon
「genre」 fluff, angst
「warnings」 explicit language
「parts」comingsoon