#bts chats

timetojk:

Jimin: Me and Jungkook are so in sync, we even finish each other’s s-

Jungkook:

Jimin:-sssssss-

Jungkook: [sweats nervously]

Jungkook: -sssomebody once told me,

shitbtssays:

Namjoon: ANyway why are we talking about MY love life? What’s going on between you and Yoongi?

Hoseok: Nothing. He’s a respected colleague.

Namjoon: [sips drink] Uh huh.

Hoseok: I don’t have time to pursue a relationship. Our work’s too important to allow any distractions. Yoongi is a remarkable man, he’s a valued friend, he’s…he’s standing right behind me isn’t he

Yoongi: Don’t let that stop you, keep digging.

“Bromance” ~

Jimin: Does anyone have some baby duck pics I can look at? I’m feeling sad.

Taehyung: Do you have any specific requests?? Baby ducks in hats? Scarves? Snuggling?

Jin: Everyone has a weakness.

Jin: I, personally, am tragically talented and good looking.

Jungkook: Sorry to disappoint you, but I’d rather stare out of the window, listen to music and create fake scenarios in my head than do those worthless mortal tasks.

Yoongi: Tough shit maknae it’s your turn to do the dishes.

Namjoon: I’ve faced way more peer pressure to start animes than I have to try drugs.

Jungkook: I swear you’ll like it please just watch one episode with me hyung! It’s about volleyball and friendship!

Taehyung: What if we made being alive easy huh?? Ever thought of that??

Yoongi: Respect my elders? Absolutely! Let you disrespect me because you are my elder? Hell no.

Jin: All I did was wake you up

Yoongi *struggling*: I had thoughts in my brain, now they’re gone.

Jungkook: Paint water tastes how it smells and it’s strange.

Jin *mildly disgusted but not surprised*: How did you figure that out??

Namjoon: After all this thinking in my head my prospects of becoming insane are high.

Also Namjoon: Hmm. Sexy brain wrinkles would be good lyrics.

Jimin: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Jungkook: That’s not a lot of inches.

Jimin: That’s it-

Yoongi: You okay?

Namjoon: Yeah. You okay??

Yoongi:Yeah..

Namjoon:…

Yoongi:…

Namjoon: We’re both lying aren’t we.

Yoongi: Oh yeah 100%

Jimin: Hyung are you going to complain the entiretime??

Yoongi:Wellsomeone has to.

*Yoongi showing off his song to Namjoon*

Yoongi: See! It’s an upbeat song. Could a depressed person could make this!

Namjoon listening to Daechwita:Yes.

Namjoon: FOUR MONTHS!

Hobi: What’s he talking about??

Yoongi: Don’t worry about it.

Namjoon: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!

Jungkook: Hey hyung would it be stupid if Taehyung and I-

Jin:Yes.

Jungkook: But you didn-

Jin: I didn’t need to.

Jin: Oh you’re singing! Can I make a request??

Yoongi: Uh sure?

Jin:Stop.

Taehyung: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like an one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

Jimin: Not everyone’s gonna think I’m pretty and that’s fine.

Jimin: They’re wrong though

Taehyung: The flavour of water is its temperature.

Jin: You’re right but I don’t like it.

Taehyung:*sneezes*

Yoongi: *hands Taehyung a picture of of himself*

Taehyung: Hyung… What is this for??

Yoongi: I’m blessing you.