#caroline x klaus
Klaus:well..?
Elijah: she said and I quote Screw you, I’m Katherine freakin’ Pierce
Klaus: ah, it appears she and Caroline are drinking again
Elijah: quite so
Kol: hey, we’re out of ass napkins
Klaus:…
Klaus: hey caroli-
Caroline: toilet paper
Absolutely no one:
No one at all:
Katherine: Cause I may be bad, and I’m perfectly good at it
Elijah: Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it
Caroline: Sticks and stones may break my bones
Klaus: but chains and whips excite me
Bonnie: So what exactly did you do yesterday?
Caroline: I.. uhh.. did school work.
*Klaus walks in*
Klaus: Hello love, bonnie!
Bonnie: Hi school work!
*Caroline falls on her her face at school and gets it all bruised up*
Caroline: *Goes to the Grill*
Klaus: *Sees her*
Klaus: Who do I need to kill? Who did this to you?
Caroline: Uh.. what? No one did anything, I just fell.