#vampire dairies

Klaus:well..?

Elijah: she said and I quote Screw you, I’m Katherine freakin’ Pierce

Klaus: ah, it appears she and Caroline are drinking again

Elijah: quite so

Kol: hey, we’re out of ass napkins

Klaus:…

Klaus: hey caroli-

Caroline: toilet paper

Absolutely no one:

No one at all:

Katherine: Cause I may be bad, and I’m perfectly good at it

Elijah: Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it

Caroline: Sticks and stones may break my bones

Klaus: but chains and whips excite me

Bonnie: So what exactly did you do yesterday?

Caroline: I.. uhh.. did school work.

*Klaus walks in*

Klaus: Hello love, bonnie!

Bonnie: Hi school work!

*Caroline falls on her her face at school and gets it all bruised up*

Caroline: *Goes to the Grill*

Klaus: *Sees her*

Klaus: Who do I need to kill? Who did this to you?

Caroline: Uh.. what? No one did anything, I just fell.