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Elijah: Where’s Katerina?
Klaus: Doing stuff.
Elijah: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Freya?
Klaus: Stopping Katerina from doing stuff.
Elijah: Kol?
Klaus: Stopping Freya, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Elijah: And you?
Klaus: Distracting you, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Diamond: It seems like you get really upset when Katerina is linked to other guys
Klaus:No
Diamond:No?
Klaus:No. I just wanna kill them
Klaus: so… what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Katerina: depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Klaus:yes
Katerina: i’d sleep
Katerina: It’s time for plan B.
Hope: We have a plan B?
Katerina: No, but it’s time for one.
Katerina:When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it.
Nikolai: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Klaus: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Katerina: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Klaus: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Katerina: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Klaus: What if they hurt me ?
Katerina: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Klaus: A little better, thanks
Diamond: You two have a weird relationship
Klaus: *asleep on the couch*
Katerina: *rubbing Klaus’s face lovingly*
Katerina: *whispering* Bitch.
Rebekah:Katerina… wake up.
Katerina, drowsy: Mhh… Five more minutes.
Rebekah: Come on, I even made breakfast for us!
Katerina: Lies, I don’t hear the smoke alarm.
Hope: hey Mom, don’t know if you noticed but i slipped a little note into your lunch to say how much i love you.
Katerina: thanks Hope, that’s really sweet but-
Katerina, holding up a ten page letter: this is not a little note
On a cliff of a random mountain…
Y/n, grabbing Elena’s arm to prevent her from falling : Elena , you’re too heavy! I can’t hang on..
Elena: Pretend I’m one of Mikaelson, Y/n!
Y/n:*lets go of Elena without hesitation*
Elena: NOT ELIJAH, NOT ELIJAH-!
Y/n:*immediately grabs Elena’s arm again*
Klaus: Every time Y/n gets mad at me I go to the kitchen and squeeze the lids of the jars so she has to ask for help to me
[Glass breaking in background]
Klaus: it haven’t worked yet but someday it will
Bonnie: So what exactly did you do yesterday?
Caroline: I.. uhh.. did school work.
*Klaus walks in*
Klaus: Hello love, bonnie!
Bonnie: Hi school work!
*Caroline falls on her her face at school and gets it all bruised up*
Caroline: *Goes to the Grill*
Klaus: *Sees her*
Klaus: Who do I need to kill? Who did this to you?
Caroline: Uh.. what? No one did anything, I just fell.
dreams masterlist
this is a painful installment of some vague idea I had because of one dream I had of Kai. the reader keeps seeing dreams about the guy they barely remember. the only thing you know is that you miss him, and it hurts surprisingly bad.
kai parker x reader (often unrequitted, unfulfilled or toxic)
music: ambient + moby
warnings: all kinds of violence, dizzy heartbreak and feeling lost
Elena Gilbert (season 1) icons
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credits: demiscarefully/benzosdavis on twitter
Y/n:You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.
Elena: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?
Y/n:No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say.
Y/n: Now Kai, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—
Kai: That’s because you’re short
Y/n:
Kai, sweating: I take it back
Kai:Your eyes are gorgeous.
Y/n:Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?
Kai:Yes.
Kai, throwing their head into Y/n’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
Y/n: Elena hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Y/n: I suppose i should let her in
Elena: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Katherine: Are you nervous?
Y/n:Yes.
Katherine: Is this your first time?
Y/n: No, I have been nervous before.
Y/n: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Elena: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Y/n: I wore Elena’s clothes
Elena: There it is
Katherine, walking into a room: Hi Y/n!
Caroline: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-
Stefan: Where’s Y/n?
Katherine: Doing stuff.
Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?
Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.
Stefan: Kai?
Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Stefan: And you?
Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Kai: So, who’s in charge here?
Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.
Bonnie: It seems like you get really upset when Y/n is linked to other guys
Katherine:No
Bonnie:No?
Katherine:No. I just wanna kill them
Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.
Elena: yeah, how big your problems?
Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?
Damon:what?
Elena & Stefan:what?
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Bonnie: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Y/n: Oh, so like you.
Bonnie, tearing up:
Katherine: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Y/n: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Katherine: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Y/n: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Katherine: What if they hurt me ?
Y/n: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Katherine: A little better, thanks
Caroline: You two have a weird relationship
Kai: my hands are cold…
Y/n: let me warm them up for you *holds hand*
Kai:…
Kai: you know what…suddenly my lips are extremely cold!
Stefan: Y/n, come here. It’s time to open your Christmas Present.
Y/n:*appears wearing nothing but a bow*
Stefan: On second thought, maybe I should open my gift first…
