#incorrect the originals quotes
Klaus:well..?
Elijah: she said and I quote Screw you, I’m Katherine freakin’ Pierce
Klaus: ah, it appears she and Caroline are drinking again
Elijah: quite so
Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Klaus: You did WHAT–
Elijah: William Snakepeare!
Y/N: *Screeching*
Damon: Why the hell are you screeching?!
Y/N: Because I lost Elijah.
Damon: Again, why the screeching?
Y/N:Watch*starts screeching again*
Elijah: *Appears out of nowhere* What’s wrong? Are you ok? Are you hurt?
Y/N: Found him!
Imagine: You being angry at Klaus because he won’t stop complaining about how Caroline don’t care about him but you secretly love him and have had enough.
Y/N, about Caroline: Just tell me, Klaus, ‘cause I’m curious- why do you think she’s interested, huh? Do you think, for one minute, that she would even be WITH you if you weren’t the rich and famous Klaus Mikaelson?
Rebecca: *Trying to intervene* Awww, you guys, please don’t fight…
Y/N: Are you that blind?
Klaus: At least she treats me like I’m somebody!
Y/N: Yeah, well would she love you if you were nobody?
Klaus: NOBODY loved me when I was nobody!
Y/N: I DID!
Y/N: Before the money. And before the fame. Before the lies. To me, you were a somebody, Klaus. Now you’re nothing but a fake! A sham, a con. You’re a joke.
Rebecca: Here I come! *Comes out and shows her dress* Tada!! Don’t you love it?! *Spins happily but stops when she sees the two of yous upset*
Klaus:Y/N…
Y/N: No forget it! Just go. Cause I’m tired of hearing how everything you had in your life wasn’t good enough.
Y/N: *Whispers* Including me.
Klaus: *Reaches out but pulls away and leaves heartbroken*
Y/N: *Sighs, wiping away tears*
Rebecca:Y/N?
Y/N: Oh. Rebecca, I’m sorry. Go back and do it again.
Rebecca: Hey, c'mon… It’ll be ok *hugs Y/N*
