#tvd universe
this is in the top 10 funniest tvd scenes and nobody can convince me otherwise
Elijah: Where’s Katerina?
Klaus: Doing stuff.
Elijah: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Freya?
Klaus: Stopping Katerina from doing stuff.
Elijah: Kol?
Klaus: Stopping Freya, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Elijah: And you?
Klaus: Distracting you, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Klaus: Every time Y/n gets mad at me I go to the kitchen and squeeze the lids of the jars so she has to ask for help to me
[Glass breaking in background]
Klaus: it haven’t worked yet but someday it will
“I believe that when you love someone and that person loves you in return, you’re uniquely vulnerable. They have a power to hurt you that’s like nothing else.”
Whatever we are, you and me… we were doomed.“
donika kelly// the originals// sandarafreedompark// vulnerability// richard siken.
hot people ship bonnie and damon
Klaus:well..?
Elijah: she said and I quote Screw you, I’m Katherine freakin’ Pierce
Klaus: ah, it appears she and Caroline are drinking again
Elijah: quite so
Kol: hey, we’re out of ass napkins
Klaus:…
Klaus: hey caroli-
Caroline: toilet paper
Absolutely no one:
No one at all:
Katherine: Cause I may be bad, and I’m perfectly good at it
Elijah: Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it
Caroline: Sticks and stones may break my bones
Klaus: but chains and whips excite me
Bonnie: So what exactly did you do yesterday?
Caroline: I.. uhh.. did school work.
*Klaus walks in*
Klaus: Hello love, bonnie!
Bonnie: Hi school work!
Wandon, anyone?
His chicken’s been cooked.
Josie has had 7 people canonically like her plus 2 good crack ships in only 3 seasons, damn the girl has been busy
Y/n:You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.
Elena: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?
Y/n:No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say.
Y/n: Now Kai, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—
Kai: That’s because you’re short
Y/n:
Kai, sweating: I take it back
Kai:Your eyes are gorgeous.
Y/n:Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?
Kai:Yes.
Kai, throwing their head into Y/n’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
Y/n: Elena hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Y/n: I suppose i should let her in
Elena: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Katherine: Are you nervous?
Y/n:Yes.
Katherine: Is this your first time?
Y/n: No, I have been nervous before.
Y/n: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Elena: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Y/n: I wore Elena’s clothes
Elena: There it is
Katherine, walking into a room: Hi Y/n!
Caroline: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-
Stefan: Where’s Y/n?
Katherine: Doing stuff.
Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?
Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.
Stefan: Kai?
Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Stefan: And you?
Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Kai: So, who’s in charge here?
Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.
Bonnie: It seems like you get really upset when Y/n is linked to other guys
Katherine:No
Bonnie:No?
Katherine:No. I just wanna kill them
Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.
Elena: yeah, how big your problems?
Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?
Damon:what?
Elena & Stefan:what?
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Bonnie: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Y/n: Oh, so like you.
Bonnie, tearing up:
Kai: my hands are cold…
Y/n: let me warm them up for you *holds hand*
Kai:…
Kai: you know what…suddenly my lips are extremely cold!
Stefan: Y/n, come here. It’s time to open your Christmas Present.
Y/n:*appears wearing nothing but a bow*
Stefan: On second thought, maybe I should open my gift first…
