#incorrect tvd quotes
Elijah: Where’s Katerina?
Klaus: Doing stuff.
Elijah: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Freya?
Klaus: Stopping Katerina from doing stuff.
Elijah: Kol?
Klaus: Stopping Freya, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Elijah: And you?
Klaus: Distracting you, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Diamond: It seems like you get really upset when Katerina is linked to other guys
Klaus:No
Diamond:No?
Klaus:No. I just wanna kill them
Klaus: so… what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Katerina: depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Klaus:yes
Katerina: i’d sleep
Klaus: Hi, Love
Katerina, internally: There he is, he’s here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life! God i just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life—
Katerina: What the FUCK did you do
Landon:Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her you’ll kill me?
Klaus:No, if you hurt Hope, she is perfectly capable of killing you herself.
Landon:Hope?
Klaus:No , Katerina…
Klaus:My wife
Katerina: It’s time for plan B.
Hope: We have a plan B?
Katerina: No, but it’s time for one.
Katerina:When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it.
Nikolai: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Rebekah:Katerina… wake up.
Katerina, drowsy: Mhh… Five more minutes.
Rebekah: Come on, I even made breakfast for us!
Katerina: Lies, I don’t hear the smoke alarm.
Hope: hey Mom, don’t know if you noticed but i slipped a little note into your lunch to say how much i love you.
Katerina: thanks Hope, that’s really sweet but-
Katerina, holding up a ten page letter: this is not a little note
Y/n: Klaus hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Y/n: I suppose i should let him in
On a cliff of a random mountain…
Y/n, grabbing Elena’s arm to prevent her from falling : Elena , you’re too heavy! I can’t hang on..
Elena: Pretend I’m one of Mikaelson, Y/n!
Y/n:*lets go of Elena without hesitation*
Elena: NOT ELIJAH, NOT ELIJAH-!
Y/n:*immediately grabs Elena’s arm again*
Elijah: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Klaus: Every time Y/n gets mad at me I go to the kitchen and squeeze the lids of the jars so she has to ask for help to me
[Glass breaking in background]
Klaus: it haven’t worked yet but someday it will
Kai: Here’s my to-do list.
Caroline: *reads it*
Caroline: This is just Bonnies’ name written ten times.
Kai: *grins* I know.
Klaus:well..?
Elijah: she said and I quote Screw you, I’m Katherine freakin’ Pierce
Klaus: ah, it appears she and Caroline are drinking again
Elijah: quite so
Kol: hey, we’re out of ass napkins
Klaus:…
Klaus: hey caroli-
Caroline: toilet paper
Absolutely no one:
No one at all:
Katherine: Cause I may be bad, and I’m perfectly good at it
Elijah: Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it
Caroline: Sticks and stones may break my bones
Klaus: but chains and whips excite me
Bonnie: So what exactly did you do yesterday?
Caroline: I.. uhh.. did school work.
*Klaus walks in*
Klaus: Hello love, bonnie!
Bonnie: Hi school work!