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Day 8: Octopus
Well, it was the perfect opportunity to draw Cartman as Ursula the Sea Witch.
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STAN: What the hell did you do, Craig?!
STAN:Why are there demons chasing us!
CRAIG:They came from the ouija board, I don’t know, man!
STAN:How do you not know?!
STAN:It’syourfault I almost fucking died back there, asshole!
KYLE:Hewas getting choked out pretty hard, dude.
CRAIG: Hey I savedyou!!!
CRAIG: Stop pinning this all on me!
STAN:You’re the one who kept playing with the ouija board after we left!
STAN: What were youthinking?!
CRAIG:I WASN’T THINKING, I WAS HIGH.
CRAIG:WE ALL WERE!
CRAIG:You were the one who said it was all bullshit anyways, don’t try and act like you ~knew~ this would happen!
STAN: You let a revenge-hungrymaniacout!
CRAIG: Oh yeah? Why does he wantyou so bad, huh?
CRAIG: Answer methat!
STAN:That’snone of your business–
KENNY: Oh my god can you guys PLEASE stop fighting.
KENNY:The guy flipped a car over and almost killed Stan, and you’re arguing about who’s more at fault?
CLYDE:Do you think we lost them bro???
TOKEN: I don’t know…
TOKEN:I mean he wrecked my whole car, I cant imagine whatelsehe could do.
CLYDE:I really want these guys to stop chasing us around, I’m not like some… some olympic runner or anything!
TOKEN: I… Ithink we’re safe…
TOKEN: Guys, I think we’re okay…
CLYDE:Ohthank god…buhhhhghghubuuuuu…
KYLE:What do we do now–
TOKEN:OH WAIT NO NO WE’RE NOT WE’RE NOT OKAY NO NONONO–
CLYDE:AAAAABBGFHFHDBFDGHBGFHDBBBUUUUUUUUUHHBHB
GREGORY:YOU ALL THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THE PROBLEMS YOU’VE MADE?
CARTMAN:YES!
GREGORY:YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET EVER FORGETTING ME.
CRAIG:Dude where the hell are we running, we’re not gonna get away from this guy!
KYLE:Jesus, is that the bridge up ahead already?
KYLE:How fast have we been running?
CRAIG:M-maybe if we cross it he won’t be able to pass!
STAN:That’sso fucking stupid dude, what makes you say that?!
CRAIG:I DONT KNOW STAN, WE’RE ALL KIND OF ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A BRITISH GUY WITH TENTACLE HANDS, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT MAKING MUCH SENSE–
KENNY:W-wait– who’s that on the other side of the bridge?
STAN:W…
STAN: Why does…
STAN:That looks like…
CRAIG: Oh no… not him…
PIP: ᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏ
STAN: Dude what the hell is going on, what did you do?!
CRAIG:IsaidIdon’t know– I… I
PIP:Ohlovely, it’s enough for a whole tea party now!
PIP:And there’s more of my old friends here, too!
STAN: ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ
PIP:How splendid!
PIP:The only one we’re missing now is…
PIP:YES.
TOKEN:E-Estella???
STAN:STOP MAKING UP WORDS, STUPID!
CRAIG:C–
CRAIG: Come on let’s just book it past Pip!–
TOKEN: W… wait–
TOKEN:Clyde…?
TOKEN: …Clyde… what’s wrong with your eyes…?
CRAIG: …C-come on… we need to–
CLYDE:Oh…
CLYDE: Will you shut up for a second, you garnish of a cow’s excrement.
TOKEN:C
TOKEN:Cow’s excrement?
CLYDE:It took him long enough…
CLYDE:I’m beginning to hate the stench of hair gel and wotsits…
CLYDE:Not that I ever enjoyed it all before, anyways…
STAN:Dudewhat are you going on about.
CLYDE:But as I’ve always done, I put up with the wretched stench of another deformed monkey’s scrotum that calls himself a man.
CLYDE: And now there’s six more to deal with.
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Cartman and Cthulhu image from Episodes 11-13, South Park Season 14
Cthulhu is even on the cover for Season 14!
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