#ch greg lestrade

Greg: SKDJSKFJKDF

Mycroft: What is that? 

Greg: It’s a keyboard smash 

Mycroft: How do I do it? 

Greg: Just press anything

Mycroft: 7

Sherlock: it’s like all Scotland Yard share one brain cell 

Greg: i’d come up with a comeback but it’s not my turn to use it

Greg:I asume you realise that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in Scotland Yard

Sherlock: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more confortable with?

Lestrade: Well done, Sherlock. I’ve never been more proud of you.

Sherlock: Really? I solved a lot of cases for you.

Lestrade: And yet crime has continued.