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Sherlock: I still can’t believe that officer pulled you over just to tell you that you were driving perfectly.
Molly: Why not? I was.
Greg: SKDJSKFJKDF
Mycroft: What is that?
Greg: It’s a keyboard smash
Mycroft: How do I do it?
Greg: Just press anything
Mycroft: 7
Sherlock: so an octopus can change its colour to mimic its surroundings. when octopi do this it’s called-
Eurus: an octo-lie
Sherlock: …metachrosis
Eurus:
Sherlock:
Eurus: mocktopus.
Sherlock: it’s like all Scotland Yard share one brain cell
Greg: i’d come up with a comeback but it’s not my turn to use it
Eurus: remember that bank job?
Mycroft:bank job?
Molly: it’s not how it sounds
Eurus: uh, its exactly how it sounds
John: Uh… Should I be concerned?
Sherlock (dragging a body bag up the stairs): Nope.
Sherlock and Eurus standing in front of the burning kitchen, John enters.
John, resigned: What happened?
Eurus:We wanted to make waffles.
John, sighing:And?
Eurus:It’s not exactly rocket science.
John, signing again: Yes, I know. And?
Sherlock:That was the problem. If it had been rocket science this would be a lot more spectacular.
Moriarty: Well, if it isn’t Little Sherlock Sunshine.
Sherlock: Little Sherlock Sunshine died. I’m Little Sherlock Go Fuck Yourself.
John: What are you doing?
Sherlock sitting on the table: This is my house, I can sit wherever I want. I don’t see why—
John:Where is the spider?
Sherlock:Under the table, please get it for me! please
Sherlock: Eurus, I need to have a word with you
Eurus:Oh, are you gonna arrest me?
Sherlock:quite the opposite
Eurus: I’m gonna arrest you?
Sherlock: Eurus, why do you have three mini fridges plugged into the same outlet?
Eurus: three mini fridges are cheaper than a regular one
Sherlock:whoops!
Moriarty: WHOOPS?!? we are far past whoops. WHOOPS is a distant speck in the rear view window!!
Moriarty: We are solidly in the OH FUCK territory AND I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE IT
Eurus: I was the only person at Sherlock’s side when he fell off that ladder. I will never forget his haunting last words
Molly: What were they?
Eurus:“stop shaking the ladder”
Moriarty: Where can I find this Friend zone?
Moriarty: cause I need friends
Greg:I asume you realise that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in Scotland Yard
Sherlock: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more confortable with?
*Molly being interrogated cause Jim is a suspect*
Officer: Did your boyfriend commit the crime?
Molly:He can’t even commit to a relationship
John:I am SO mad
Sherlock:I know, the criminal was a total asshole
John:NOOO
Sherlock:what?!
John: I stepped in a puddle and now my foot is wet! THE AUDACITY! my foot is frozen. Who left water on the floor for me to step in?!?!?! They are the real criminal!!!
Rosie: OH MY GOD, THE STOVE IS ON FIRE! What do we do?!
Sherlock: Okay, no worries, we just need an adult
Rosie: But YOU are the adult
Sherlock: WE NEED AN ADULTER ADULT!!! WHERE IS JOHN???!?!
John:When we go out I expect you to be on your best behaviour
Sherlock: That’s right, Rosie
John: I was talking to you
John: You’re up early
Sherlock:
John:you never went to sleep, do you?!
