#chevalier de lorraine

Chevalier: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products!

Chevalier: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Chevalier: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good

Liselotte:No

Chevalier:Please?

Liselotte: What did I say about batting your eyelashes at me?

Chevalier: *sad sigh* That it only works on Philippe.

Chevalier: Haha, guilty

Philippe: Yeah, that’s what the judge said

Louis: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something

Chevalier: you left me in a Walmart parking lot like three weeks ago

Louis: I did that on purpose. Try again.

Chevalier: You know about my allergies!

Philippe:…it’s just crying

Chevalier: I’m allergic to sadness!

Chevalier: Are you scared?

Philippe: No. I have this terrified look on my face because I’m having So. Much. Fun.

Montespan: Can I just say that I love your hair?

Chevalier: Thank you. It’s genetic and unattainable.

Philippe: Are you feeling strong?

Chevalier: Physically? No. Mentally? Also no.

Chevalier: Philippe and I are so in sync that we finish each other’s…

Philippe: Don’t do this

Chevalier: Ah, Monsieur Marchal! Started talking to yourself I see

Fabien: Yes. It’s the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation

Philippe: Why are there scratches all over your back?

Chevalier flashing back to the fight he had with a raccoon in the gardens: …I’m having an affair

Louis: The Chevalier is awful at keeping secrets

Chevalier: Excuse me, but I have kept many very important secrets!

Fabien: What were they?

Chevalier:Well…