#princess palatine

Liselotte: You talk about sex a lot but the only thing you’re fucking is stupid

Liselotte:No

Chevalier:Please?

Liselotte: What did I say about batting your eyelashes at me?

Chevalier: *sad sigh* That it only works on Philippe.

Teacher: Welcome to Salsa class! Now, who’s ready to dance?

Liselotte, hiding a bag of chips behind her back: I think there’s been a misunderstanding

Philippe: You were pregnant and had a baby nine months later!

Liselotte: That’s usually how it works