#liselotte
Liselotte: You talk about sex a lot but the only thing you’re fucking is stupid
Liselotte:No
Chevalier:Please?
Liselotte: What did I say about batting your eyelashes at me?
Chevalier: *sad sigh* That it only works on Philippe.
Teacher: Welcome to Salsa class! Now, who’s ready to dance?
Liselotte, hiding a bag of chips behind her back: I think there’s been a misunderstanding
Philippe: You were pregnant and had a baby nine months later!
Liselotte: That’s usually how it works