#philippe dorléans

Liselotte:No

Chevalier:Please?

Liselotte: What did I say about batting your eyelashes at me?

Chevalier: *sad sigh* That it only works on Philippe.

Chevalier: Haha, guilty

Philippe: Yeah, that’s what the judge said

Philippe: What are you doing?

Louis, standing on a chair: I’m the king. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Philippe:…where’s the spider?

Louis: It’s under the table get it for me please

Chevalier: You know about my allergies!

Philippe:…it’s just crying

Chevalier: I’m allergic to sadness!

Chevalier: Are you scared?

Philippe: No. I have this terrified look on my face because I’m having So. Much. Fun.

Philippe: There’s an unspoken rule where if this many people are trying to kill you, then you should be dead already.

Louis: Yeah, well, they all suck at killing

Philippe: Are you feeling strong?

Chevalier: Physically? No. Mentally? Also no.

Chevalier: Philippe and I are so in sync that we finish each other’s…

Philippe: Don’t do this

Philippe: Why are there scratches all over your back?

Chevalier flashing back to the fight he had with a raccoon in the gardens: …I’m having an affair

Philippe: You were pregnant and had a baby nine months later!

Liselotte: That’s usually how it works