#monchevy
Liselotte:No
Chevalier:Please?
Liselotte: What did I say about batting your eyelashes at me?
Chevalier: *sad sigh* That it only works on Philippe.
Chevalier: Haha, guilty
Philippe: Yeah, that’s what the judge said
Chevalier: You know about my allergies!
Philippe:…it’s just crying
Chevalier: I’m allergic to sadness!
Chevalier: Are you scared?
Philippe: No. I have this terrified look on my face because I’m having So. Much. Fun.
Philippe: Are you feeling strong?
Chevalier: Physically? No. Mentally? Also no.
Chevalier: Philippe and I are so in sync that we finish each other’s…
Philippe: Don’t do this
Philippe: Why are there scratches all over your back?
Chevalier flashing back to the fight he had with a raccoon in the gardens: …I’m having an affair
THE CHEVALIER
