#clarrise la rue
Sketches (Clarisse, Annabeth, random person, Toph)
For those Clarrise haters and they say that their not friends
This is for the casting call for clarrise
Percy: Hey you can trust me, let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river yesterday
Clarisse: let’s not forget who PUSHED ME IN
Percy: Anyways, as i was saying-
percy: waddup my name’s jared i’m nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read // i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
annabeth: iridocyclitis
grover: *plays recorder aggresively in car*
nico: hey how ya doin well i’m doing just fine i lied i’m dying inside
will: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!!?11!! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!11???!!
clarisse: next time you fuckin push me imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH
jason: stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward
piper: all i wanna tell you is: school’s not important. be whatever you wanna be. if you wanna be a dog, WOOF, ya know?
leo: i love myself. even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself
frank: can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?
hazel: i love how people are telling me i’m like 2, 9 years old; i’m 11 so shut the fuck up
reyna: imma bad bitch you can’t kill me
This,,is all I needed in life. The accuracy of everything hurts im crying.
