#pjo fandom


Dionysus: Okay, first I’d like to introduce our new camper, Percy, and I’d like to thank Percy for his generous gift of two dollars, which he handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.

Annabeth: why’d you give him two dollars?

Percy: I thought he was homeless

Nico, trying to flirt: your outfit is so sharp it could puncture a hole in a ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea

Will, wearing a camp half-blood t-shirt: thanks, I got it at the store


Will, to Piper: wait…was he trying to flirt with me?!?!????


Nico: I never run around the bushes in a ski mask when I breaking in some place.

Nico: Somebody catches you, what are you gonna say? You want to look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute.

Nico: If you can’t look legit, confused works as well. Maybe you get a soda from the fridge or a yogurt.

Nico: If you’re caught, you just act confused and apologise like crazy for taking the yogurt. Nothing could be more innocent.

Everyone: *concerned silence*


Frank: Nico what the…?

Annabeth: very smart, good job Nico!

*at Taco Bell*

Young Percy, crying: I wish I had a burrito!!!!

Sally, pointing at Percy’s burrito: Percy, that IS a burrito

Percy: okay, mission number two, finding the where the popcorn is.

Grover: what was mission number one?

Annabeth: literally getting here, Grover!

This might’ve been said before, but I bet Percy’s birthday is bittersweet for him. I mean, the Battle of Manhattan happened on his birthday. Lots of demigods died. It was tragic, and having that on your birthday is…a lot. So I hope Percy’s doing okay with that.

On the other hand, it’s his birthday! It marks his birth, his anniversary with Annabeth, and the day his prophecy came true and Kronos was defeated.

Happy Birthday Percy Jackson!

August 18 is such a big day for everyone in the Percy Jackson fandom! Percy’s birthday, and the day Percabeth finally happened! So, I am wishing the happiest birthday to Perseus Jackson, who absolutely deserves the best! And, celebrating the anniversary of Percabeth!

But let’s not forget what also happened on August 18. The Battle of Manhattan. Dozens of demigods died. Micheal Yew. Silena Beauregard. Ethan Nakamura. Luke Castellan. And so many unnamed others. It’s not only Percy’s “birth anniversary” — it’s their “death anniversary.”

Anyhow, happy birthday Percy!

Percy: hey Annabeth? I’ve got a question

Annabeth: it’s like 2 a.m. what?

Percy: who invented clocks? Like who decided they were just going to be like that. 3 hands? 6 means half? 12 is the start of the day? why!?

*both of them immediately dive into hours of extensive research to find the answer*

Percy: who are you?

Person: I used to have a crush on you

Percy: omg what?! You had a crush on me!! I never noticed! *surprised Pikachu face*

Not to hate one Magnus or anything, but he has seriously bad taste in colours. Like one of his favourite colours is beige. BEIGE!

Rick really wanted to make him not Percy by making him like beige and hating blue huh

Percy: *does something stupid* (like running into a volcano to sacrifice himself)

Annabeth: I can’t believe I have to kiss him *facepalm*

Grover: you know you don’t /have/ to kiss him, right?

Annabeth: no, I definitely have to