#crowcore
not to get political on here but i would do literally anything for that decrepit bog witch coochie
empty glass bottles and jars: *exist*
me:
my incomplete collection
singing to my plants makes me feel less alone on days like this
he eats
He’s traveling around the world ❤️
Just started playing this game.
This is my son.
His name is Beans.
I installed this game at 2:00 AM.
Me and the boys at 2:00 AM looking for beans
Get it?
I really want to hide a bell inside of my plague doctor mask, so whenever I turn my head or look around people associate me with a little jingle! I just think it would be cute
On Christmas:
*bell sounds start out of nowhere*
Kids: Is.. Is that Santa!? :0
Parents: Ah no, that’s just the same plague doctor passing by
You:*literally running towards them while making the jingle jingle sound* heY GUyS yOU wAnT SuM LeeChEs!?
I legit fell off my fuckin bed laughing I’m done this is the best response
Absolutely!
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