#cs incorrect quotes
Spinkick: Do you like cats?
Flytrap: I love them.
Spinkick, trying to impress her: [pushes drink off table]
Zack: Quick! call 1-1-9 Shadowsan’s choking!
Ivy: I’m trying but the number 9 button is broken!
Player: Turn the phone upside down and press on 6!!
Ivy: You genius!
Shadowsan: God just let me die.
Player: I would do anything for you. You want the moon? I’ll get it for you.
Carmen: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleep schedule.
Player: Absolutely not.
Zack: It’s weird that it’s called a “mosquito BITE”; “bite” implies jaws and teeth, not like, picking and sucking.
Player:Would you rather have us call it mosquito succ?
Zack: Hell yeah.
Sheena: I think my mother would be proud of my life. I’m sure she’s looking up at me and smiling.
Antonio: Looking up?
Sheena: Oh yeah. She was nice to me but she’s in hell for sure.
Carmen: Quick question, how does a human relax? I would like to try it.
Paper Star:
Bellum: “Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m already falling asleep already.
Bellum: “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
Ivy: Take your helmet off in space. You won’t do it. No balls.
Player: You can buy 100 ladybugs on Amazon for $5. What a time to be alive.
Zack: I ATE LIKE 20 PIECES OF PINEAPPLE AND NOW THIS SODA TASTES LIKE BATTERY ACID.
Shadowsan: I’m trying so hard to follow this conversation.
*If Player was at HQ*
Player: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Carmen, taking the coffee pots as she walks by: What if you don’t?
Ivy: Hey Carm, What gets out Kool-Aid stains?
Zack: We already know opposite colored Kool-Aid doesn’t work.
Gray: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut…
Carmen: You would eat yourself?
Gray:I wouldn’t even question it.
Antonio: Sheena, get down here, those are for the infirmary!
Sheena, injecting a flu shot into her arm: I’LL BE A LIVING GOD!!!!
Player: Time is an illusion, once you realize that, you can transcend it and live in bliss. *takes sip of coffee*
Player: Also I have a 10 page paper due in the morning that I haven’t started yet.
Dash, holding a minion plushie: I found this ugly yellow toddler. Which is one of the most weirdest things I’ve ever seen, please burn it-
Player:Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever had mental stability for 48 hours?
Ivy: Hey, you’re smart. I have a question about outer space.
Player: *points upwards* It’s up there.
Carmen: Your future self is hating you for the decisions you’re making right now.
Ivy, chugging an entire pot of coffee: Bold of you to assume current me isn’t also hating myself for the decisions I’m making.
Cleo: For the last time! “your” and “you’re” are different things! “your” is a possessive, and “you’re” is a contraction of “you are.”
Crackle: My fire-
Le Chevre: My one desire-
El Topo: Believe me when I say-
All three at the same time: I WANT IT THAT WAY!
Cleo:Ugh.
Chief: Let me offer you some piece of advice.
Chase:What?
Chief: Shut up.
*In a caper*
Crackle: What the hell Sheena!
Tigress: It was an accident!
Crackle: …YOU ACCIDENTALLY BURNT THE PARK DOWN?
I dont feel my feet because of the ten socks I have on, but at least I’m not cold!
- Player
Player: Hey Carm, why didn’t you pick up the phone last night?
Carmen: Oh, sorry, it was on DND mode.
Player:Oh.
Player:[Looks trough phone settings for 10 minutes]
Player:How do you put your phone on Dungeons and Dragons mode?
Zack: Surgery is basically stabbing someone to life.
Carmen:I- you know what, yes.
Chase: Man Im finna whip dis hoe.
*Drives into a body of water*
Player: I drink to forget, but I always remember.
Carmen: You’re drinking orange juice.
El Topo, defending himself: Oh yeah? Well I’ve got five words for you buddy: Please be nice to me.
Player: If Graham jumped of a cliff, would you?
Gray:
Carmen:
Player: …
Carmen: So, funny story, this one time we-
Black Sheep: Try to appreciate the little things in life.
Gray: *Hugs her*
Black Sheep: Seriously?! I’m not even that short!
Gray: *whispering* Yes, you are.
Gray: Hey love?
Carmen: hm?
Gray: why do we sound like an old couple even tho we’re only 20?
Carmen: I can’t answer that babe.
Gray: why?
Carmen: maybe, we we’re lovers in our past lives.
Gray:*snuggles Carmen more*
This incorrect quote is for @r3dcrakle
