#player
Lebron
Deltarune,,, please,,, let me listen to Kris play piano ;v;
(They’re playing My Castle Town)
Zack: Quick! call 1-1-9 Shadowsan’s choking!
Ivy: I’m trying but the number 9 button is broken!
Player: Turn the phone upside down and press on 6!!
Ivy: You genius!
Shadowsan: God just let me die.
Player, sending this to the TR groupchat:
Shadowsan:????
Player: I would do anything for you. You want the moon? I’ll get it for you.
Carmen: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleep schedule.
Player: Absolutely not.
Player: Oh my god it’s fucking Tuesday.
Ivy:Yeah.
Player:Wack.
Zack: It’s weird that it’s called a “mosquito BITE”; “bite” implies jaws and teeth, not like, picking and sucking.
Player:Would you rather have us call it mosquito succ?
Zack: Hell yeah.
Ivy: Take your helmet off in space. You won’t do it. No balls.
Player: You can buy 100 ladybugs on Amazon for $5. What a time to be alive.
Zack: I ATE LIKE 20 PIECES OF PINEAPPLE AND NOW THIS SODA TASTES LIKE BATTERY ACID.
Shadowsan: I’m trying so hard to follow this conversation.
*If Player was at HQ*
Player: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Carmen, taking the coffee pots as she walks by: What if you don’t?