#dadjoke
Where does an angry sailor go?
Anchor management
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
Waist of time
Beets Headphones
This just in…
Eating egg whites make all of the other yolks feel left out.
Why are there fences around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in!
Meat Locker
Dad jokes preserve well in peat bogs, fossilize, and are dug up by new dads whostill think the jokes are greatest thing ever.
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If you need some last minute cards to attach to your last minute gifts, look no further! Or rather, look very closely at these ❄️ Polar Bear in a Snowstorm ❄️ notecards or you’ll miss the joke. At 5" x 7" they have plenty of room for writing something meaningful on the back… or happy holidays really big.
P.S. Take 10% off all orders over $5 with the code TUMBLR17. Offer expires tomorrow, 12/12/17! To the shop!
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Game of Thrones is back and better than ever. You’ve got to feel for Tyrion though. Things are not looking his way according to Sansa.
NEW Game of Thrones Short-Sleeve T-Shirt in my Etsy shop: https://etsy.me/2PdCezI
I Used to Drink and Know Things… Now I Just Drink.
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#gameofthrones #tryion #sansa #winterishere #idrinkandiknowthings #got #forthethrone #winterfell #knightking #westeros #asongoficeandfire #lannister #gotseason8 #gameofthronesseason8 #funnyshirt #tshirt #dadshirt #dadjoke #highfunctioningfangirl #geek #nerd #fandom #fanart
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwYE5APnhKK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q3dpxec230j2
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My absolute favorite mug of 2020 sold last night, my disco skeleton and a dad joke on the bottom….swipe for a bad pun lol
#disco #discoskeleton #skeleton #mug #mugshotmonday #mugs #ceramic #badjoke #dadjoke #punny #functionalart #kitsch
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIOK_n6DHvA/?igshid=cdpum9kqqa4f
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“I would avoid the sushi if I was you. He’s a little fishy.”
#dadjoke #pun #art #collagestash #collageartwork #art_spotlight #collageoftheday #modernart #collagewave #collagear #visualgang #artofvisuals #collage_expo #worldvisualcollective #artgram #instaart #collagecollectiveco #collage #collageart #collage_guild #c_expo #retroart #collagestash #trippyart #psychedelicart #radarplz
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_ABX2h9Id/?igshid=1knp3nfcfrxuo
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I crack myself up
I guess that’s a good thing
Melon-collie pins are available in my etsy shop
#meloncollie #collie #melancholy #pun #dadjoke
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