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Freezing cold boy goes to corner because it is 90 degrees
Where does an angry sailor go?
Anchor management
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
Waist of time
Bell bottoms
This just in… A magician was driving down the road,
then he turned into a DRIVEWAY!
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Nothing tops a plain pizza
Weed Killer
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee
What’s a sheep’s favorite website?
Ewe Tube ~
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Which hockey player wishes they could have a do-over?
Wayne ReGretzky
R.I.P boiled water
You will be mist
