#dave tua
Dave: Klaus can you turn the lights on?
Klaus: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life
Dave: Klaus, I cant see
pov:you’re telling the 173rd a story after a rough day and your boyfriend joins in.
like i’m not saying that Klaus and Dave dress up as Frank-n-Further and Rocky Horror but like,,,,,,they do
Imagine if Klaus annoys God so much they bring Dave back to life just to get him to Shut The Fuck Up
Klaus, in the afterlife for the ninth time this week: So. God. Why’d you make platypuses…..like that?
God, who just wants to ride thier bike around the afterlife in peace: Why can’t you be like the rest of humanity and try to stay out of the afterlife?
Klaus, somehow eating chips: I want my boyfriend back.
God: He’s literally dead!
Klaus: This is homophobia! I will not stand for it!
God, shoving Dave near him: Just leave me alone.
