#allison hargreeves
mr. pennycrumb this, gazelle quote that…the REAL piece of tua comic canon we should be rooting for in the show is Five’s Serial Killer PMS
I like to think that Reginald Hargreeves was seen a incredibly progressive for the 50s, 60s and 70s because he simply didn’t understand the point of bigotry
Reporter: these are your children?
Reginald:yes
Reporter: but those three aren’t white!
Reginald, confused because no one’s skin is completely white:what?
Reporter: they’re not of European descent
Reginald: oh! Yes, they aren’t
Reporter: so why have you adopted them?
Reginald: to save the world, same as the other children
Reporter: but they’re not white!
Reginald: yes, and I don’t see what that has to do with anything
Interviewer: do you really think that Number Three can do everything her brothers can given that she’s a girl?
Reginald: No, I think she’s proved herself to be more capable that several of her brothers and I don’t see what sex has to do with anything
Interviewer: well she is the gentler sex
Reginald: she killed a mutant space squid
Alison getting drunk in restored 2019 and posting a photo of her flipping off the moon and accidentally getting featured in like 20 “crazy things celebs are posting on social media” buzzfeed articles
Five: With all due respect, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Diego: That wasn’t respectful like at all
Five: People tell me I have a unique way of lightning up a room
Allison: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses
Kidnapper: I have your brother
Klaus: Oh no. Which one?
Kidnapper: Uh small?
Klaus: Oh FIVE? I’m sorry sir, but you don’t have Five, he has you. Good luck
Five: Everyone’s always trying to stop me from having fun. It’s all like “Five, that’s illegal!” And “stop it, it’s murder!”
Five: To be fair, I only think that because it’s true and I’m right
Luther: That’s a terrible plan
Klaus: Oh please we’ve had worse
Klaus: STOP ARGUING! You’re going to traumatize the baby!
Five: I’m fifty eight–
Klaus: Not you! Me! I’m baby!
Five: Why learn to grow when you can just fix the past? This is exactly why I don’t need therapy
Vanya: That’s not really the lesson I wanted you to take from this
Five: Too late
Five: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda
Diego: It’s not on anyone’s
Five: No, it’s on mine. Just not until next Thursday
Reginald: I didn’t raise you this way!
Five: You didn’t raise us at all
Klaus: Are you mad?
Diego:No
Klaus: Oh, I see. So sharpening daggers at two am is just a hobby?
Luther: Morally, you cannot do that
Five: Morally, I didn’t ask you
Five: I have a plan
Allison: For the last time, killing everyone and then ourselves is NOT a plan!
Diego to Five: I can’t believe you’re making half a million and you’re only giving me $30.000!
Klaus: $30.000? I’m only getting $1.000!
Luther: Wait are you guys getting paid?!
Five: *shows excellent poker skills*
Klaus: Damn Five. Are you secretly cool?
Five: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician Carl Friedrich cool
Klaus: I do not
Klaus: Aww, you’re so cute when you’re angry
Five: Then prepare yourself, because I’m about to get really fucking adorable
