#dave x klaus
diego: your existence is confusing
klaus:how?
diego: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
dave: so how do you feel about all this? about us?
klaus, checking his mood ring: uh, i feel green i guess
Klaus and Dave starGAYzing
Klaus: Sometimes I just like to look at the stars and wonder what it all means.
Dave: *looks up at the stars*
Stars: Wanna make out
Dave: *looks at Klaus*
Klaus: *winks at him*
Klaus: I’ve only had Dave for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
~10 months later~
Dave:*dies*
Klaus basically the next day: Wow, God? Fancy seeing you here
Klaus: You know what would be sexy. Eating food off each other.
Dave: You didn’t do the dishes did you
Klaus: not a single plate
Klaus: *does drugs in Diego’s car after Dave dies*
Diego: Ok, but just so you know, I’m judging you.
Klaus who is higher than a turtle’s life expectancy: NoT iF I JuDgE yOu FiRsT
Diego:
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Dave: Klaus can you turn the lights on?
Klaus: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life
Dave: Klaus, I cant see
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