#number four
Robert Sheehan ☂️
Here is a Klaus Hargreeves drawing I started back in July when season 2 came out. I’ve been looking for ways to make my backgrounds more interesting hence the slight psychedelic vibe.
Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*
Five:
Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*
Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.
Dave: Klaus can you turn the lights on?
Klaus: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life
Dave: Klaus, I cant see
Klaus: Can you make a sentence without using the letter ‘A’?
Five: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon
klaus: no fears
klaus: *meets Dave*
klaus: one (1) fear
Klaus: Before you say no—
Five:No.
Klaus: But I haven’t even told you yet!
Five: I’m sticking with no.
Diego: Any sign of trouble just give the signal and we come in hard and fast.
Five: What’s the signal?
Klaus: Me screaming.
Klaus: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Five: You’re a hazard to society.
Ben: And a coward. Do twenty.
Klaus: Dee, what’s the phobia of chainsaws called?
Diego: Common sense.
Klaus: How the fuck do people stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.
Five: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.
Ben: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Klaus: Is that not half the reason why I’m your best friend in the first place?
Klaus: First kisses are exciting - you don’t know how they’ll kiss until you kiss them, it’s a big love mystery. How are they gonna kiss? How am I gonna kiss? Do I lean left? Do I lean right? More tongue? Less tongue? Should I pinch their nipple or is it too early for that?
Klaus: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly ran over.
Diego: You were ran over?!
Klaus: Lightly ran over. I didn’t want to frighten you.
Waiter: [hands Klaus his check] here’s your bill, sir.
Klaus: [places down uno reverse card] here you go.
Ben: Wait, stop, think!
Klaus: No, no, and no.
Klaus: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me…
Ben: Even more humiliating than—
Klaus: Let’s not do this today, Benji.
Ben: You still don’t understand what happened in Ocean’s Eleven!
Klaus: It’s a complicated film.
Ben: It really isn’t!
Five: That was my sarcastic voice.
Klaus: You know it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Five: I’ve been told that.
Klaus: Did Dave just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Ben: Yeah, he did.
Klaus:…and did I do finger guns back?
Ben: Yeah, you did.
Ben : i hate you
Klaus : i hate me more
Ben :
Ben : klaus, we talked about this
