“I thought being healed faster would make me feel better, not worse.”

“I told you, it doesn’t work like that. There’s a reason it takes so long for humans to recover from sickness or injuries - it takes up a lot of energy. You feel that way because your body had to rapidly cannibalize your muscle mass and burn through your fat reserves.”

“Wait, you mean-no! My abs are gone!”

“Small price to pay for being alive. Next time, try to avoid getting mortally wounded.”

“No promises.”

“I’m serious. I was forced to accelerate your healing factor in order to save your life. But right now, if you got hurt again and I tried to heal you, your body would consume itself to dust.”

“You…you sound like you’re saying that from experience.”

“…just be more careful out there. Please.”

“You can’t adopt me! I already have parents.”

“Oh, well if that was the only thing bothering you, I can fix that.”

“What?”

“Preferably, if you give me your parents’ identities, I can get rid of them right now. Otherwise, I’d have to systematically get rid of all this city’s parents with kids who are roughly your age, gender, and ethnicity. It’d take me a while, but it’ll be worth it to have you as my kid.”

“Huh, I’m…tired early for once.”

“Mm, because I dosed your coffee.”

“Youwhat-”

The whumper makes a displeased noise. “Oh please, just because I make you sleep in my bed doesn’t mean you can disturb mycycle.”

The whumpee’s face is a mix of astonishment and confusion. “You don’t have the right-”

“I don’t have the right to do most of the things I do to you but, god damn it, you will sleep earlier than 2am.”

Bakugou: I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see you everyday

Midoriya:…

old-screnwriter-deactivated2022:

sacred romantic moments

• “ don’t go. stay. “
• “ but you’re here, so stay. “
• “ i don’t want to be alone tonight. “
• “ just come over. “
• “ let’s be alone together. “
• “ i didn’t know where else to go. “
• “ i don’t want us to be apart anymore. ever. “
• “ i wouldn’t have called you if it wasn’t important. “
• “ you can talk to me about anything. you know that, right? “
• “ just… be honest with me, do you hate me? “
• “ i could never hate you. not really. “
• “ you’re my friend, but… sometimes i wish you were more than that. “
• “ we’re notjust friends. you know that. “
• “ i think i’m falling in love with you. “
• “ can i hold your hand? “
• “ yeah, you’re in love with me. “
• “ just hold me. “
• “ things would be so much easier if we were honest with each other. “
• “ why can’t you be honest with me? with yourself? “
• “ maybe you could stay? just for tonight? “
• “ it’s dark outside, and it’s raining. my arms are much safer. “
• “ you can’t keep doing this. you can’t keeplying to yourself. “
• “ i can’t keep lying to myself, or to you. it’s not fair on either of us. “
• “ i think you should kiss me. “
• “ kiss me like you mean it. “
• “ just kiss me. “
• “ you shouldn’t kiss me right now. “
• “ look me in the eyes and tell me you love me. “
• “ you can’t lie to me, you know. “
• “ you know me better than anyone. you always have. “
• “ you’re pretty amazing. you know that, right? “
• “ you’re just… you’re extraordinary. “
• “ you’re good to me, you know. really good. “
• “ you’ve made me the happiest i’ve ever been. “
• “ i don’t know what i would have done if you weren’t here. “
• “ our love can conquer anything. “
• “ and for many generations to come, our love story will live on. “
• “ i want you to marry me. “
• “ if you asked me to marry you tomorrow, i’d say yes. “ “ what about today? “
• “ marry me, name. marry me and make me the luckiest [x] in the world. “
• “ your kiss could mend a broken heart. “
• “ are you going to kiss me again, or do i have to do it myself? “
• “ i could cry, that’s how much i love you. “
• “ you’re worthy of my love. “
• “ truth is that i’m so damn in love with you that i don’t know what to do with myself. “
• “ maybe tonight, it’s you and me. “
• “ i don’t know what the future holds. all i know is that i hope you’re in it. “
• “ could you promise me one thing? “
• “ promise me that we’ll be together, no matter what. “
• “ it’s you and me, forever. no matter what. “
• “ i didn’t want to tell you until i was sure, but… i’m pregnant. “
• “ we’re going to be family! “
• “ this baby, it’s the best thing that could ever have happened to us. “
• “ i can’t believe this, we’re going to be parents! “
• “ dance with me? “
• “ may i have this dance? “
• “ you’re my whole world, you know. “
• “ don’t speak, just… kiss me. “
• “ you have no idea how long i’ve been wanting to that. “
• “ i’ve been wanting to tell you for so long… “
• “ so… is this like, a thing now? “
• “ i always miss you, even when you’re next to me. “
• ” i miss you. i miss you so much it hurts. ”
• ” i don’t want you to miss me. it’s tearing me apart. ”
• “ you make me happier. “
• “ i love waking up next to you. “
• “ my favorite thing is falling asleep next to you. “
• “ come cuddle with me. “
• “ this is torture, isn’t it? “ “ not in the slightest. “
• “ do you love me? “
• “ could this be something more? “
• “ move in with me. “
• “ do you think we should move in together? you spend all your time here anyway. “
• “ are you serious? i’ve had a crush on you for as long as i can remember. “
• “ i know you’re in love with me. “
• “ you’re really cute, you know. “
• “ you’re sodamn attractive. you know that right? “
• “ if anybody were to kiss me, i would want that person to be you. “
• “ and right now, i think you should kiss me. “

maybe send me one of these and whoever you want me to write it with?

“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually had fun tonight.”

“Of course you did. I know how to treat a lady.”

“Ha-ha. Think you can pull it off again?”

“Ooh, a second date? Have I wooed you already?”

“How far is the village?”

“Farther than I’m comfortable letting you walk until you’re healed. We’ll go another time, if you want. I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to rescue you from me.”

“Rescue me? Why would they do that?”

“Leave it to [X] to believe we can outmaneuver an ancient, incomprehensible force of nature.”

“Oh, he doesn’t. He believes hecan.”

“That lake is haunted.”

“Don’t be stupid. It’s not haunted. There’s a lake monster in it.”

“You know, you’re not doing a very good job endearing yourself to him.”

“I wasn’t aware that was the goal.”

“I think I get it now. You were never going to be able to save me. There’s nothing either of us could have done.”

“That’s not true. I’ll try again. I’ll keep trying until I get it right.”

“I don’t want to die, [X]. But I don’t want you to destroy yourself to save me.”

“I don’t understand why you’re doing this. Don’t you love me?”

“Of course I love you. The problem is that youdon’t love me.”

“I’m not leaving until you tell me the truth!”

“Ihave told you the truth. You’re just too stubborn to accept it!”

“Quit getting yourself into trouble.”

“Why? You’re always around to get me out of it.”

“How is he?”

“Beat to shit. What’s it to you?”

“Can’t I just be concerned for his well-being?”

“You? Never.”

“I can’t be around you. You’re poison.”

“I’mpoison, am I? Just last week I was the love of your life.”

“Which one of you told a rookie she could come with us on a hunt?”

“That’d be me, Cap'n. She practically begged me.”

“They all beg. Every one of ‘em is desperate to get gored to death by monsters. Doesn’t mean we let 'em.”

“Come into the light with me. It will make you pure.”

“I’ll be destroyed.”

“So must it be.”

“Man, you are uptight. Do you wanna get high?”

“Pass. Get in the car.”

“But we were having fun!”

“I’m fine. You can quit babysitting me, mom.”

“I’m either your babysitter or your mom, I cannot be both. Drink your water. You know how dehydrated getting high makes you.”

“I can’t believe you’re gonna make me sit on this couch and drink water until I come down. You’re like, the lamest supervillain. Dr. Killjoy.”

“You’d rather end up in the hospital again?”