#person a person b
Lance: *taking off shirt* god it’s so hot in here
Keith: Yeah, but why are you taking off my shirt?
Otabek: Let’s play 21 questions
Yurio: Okay, I start. What is your favorite food?
Otabek: Red- okay my turn- do you like boys?
Ciel: You look dead
Sebastian: What do you mean I look gay?
Ciel: Wha- no, I said you look dead
Sebastian: Dead, gay, same thing. I’m both
Chuuya: You look dead
Dazai: What do you mean I look gay?
Chuuya: Wha- I said dead-
Dazai: Dead, gay, same thing. I’m both
Yuu: Well fuck me if I’m wrong but-
Mika: YOU’RE WRONG
Yuu: But I didn’t say-
Mika: YOU.ARE.WRONG
Yuuri: I’m telling you, Victor is fucking gay
Victor: Who is gay?
Victor: I thought I was fucking you?
Bakugou: I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see you everyday
Midoriya:…
Me: ..remember when person A and person B had their first kiss. That was so cute
Friend: What are you talking about. They hated each other
Me:…
Me: Oh shit. I mixed canon with fan-fiction again
Keith: can you pass the salt?
Shiro: can you pass your classes?
Keith: ,,that’s too much salt
Bakugou: *loses Deku in a crowd*
Bakugou:,,,
Bakugou:finally
Texting
Pidge:kqvsvaja
Keith: what is that?
Pidge: a keysmash
Keith: how do i do it
Pidge: just press anything
Keith:8
