So I’ve been crushing on this guy for quite a while. He is a regular at my gym and is definitely one of the fittest client, quite tall as well: 6‘ to 6‘1. Buff, manly and handsome; he’s the strong silent type on the gym floor. Tough acting and never cracking a smile. He can also be a jerk and his quite despised by the other gym goers, as he would take p many machines at the same time for long periods for his strict routine. He comes almost everyday but rarely showers afterwards. He would just take off in his sportswear. After one year at this gym of seeing him workout everyday; I only saw him showering 10 times at most. When he does shower, he always waits on his phone until the open shower room is empty to use it. He also always has his stuff next to the showers and walks to the shower room with a towel around his waist.
He has a hot muscular body, so I‘ve been dying to take a peek at the goods, but have never been able to. The few times he showered he would always takes the corner shower and will without exception be facing that corner without ever turning around. I know that from experience, as I would join him under the shower when our workout schedule aligned (even cut my workout short sometime in the hope of seeing him frontally naked with no success). At this rhythm, I‘d never get to see him frontally naked! That‘s why that one day I devised this plan:
Tough hunk had his towel out and was playing with his phone shirtless, clearly waiting for the showers to get empty. My lucky day! It was quite a busy day and time in the locker room, so after 15min of stalling on his phone, he started to randomly dry his shoes with the dryer. Weird thing he never did and nobody never does. Clearly not knowing anymore what to do to kill time. As he would anyway never turn around when someone used the showers at the same time as him, I decided to go in the showers to clean myself quickly. I purposefully „forgot“ my shorts in the showers on the soap holder, with my phone sticking discretely out of the net pocket, pointing in the direction of the showers he always takes. I was hoping he would shower in a more relaxed manner and I would be able to capture a front shot.
I was the last one using the showers and as expected, he went to the empty shower room soon after I got out. My heart was racing as it happened. I never did something like that. What if he notices the phone in the shorts? Would he use his usual corner shower? Maybe he wouldn‘t this one time and I would just record some random shower wall. As I was dressing and stressing to no end, I saw two younger college kids getting into the showers. My heart was jackhammering! As I was afraid they would take the shower facing him and notice the shorts. At the same time I also knew that my frontal chance were gone with them in the shower room.
„Tough Hunk“ got out shortly after the two college guys entered. He dried himself facing the back wall of the drying area and walked back to his clothes, towel around waist and finally put his underwear on underneath his towel. Already dressed at that time. I almost ran to the showers to retrieve my shorts, they were still where I left them (yes!). I saw in the process the two college kids at the far end of the shower room, discussing and laughing about something and not paying attention to me (or to tough hunk probably). I quickly left the gym and pressed „stop“ on the camera. My phone had successfully recorded everything. Around 3 minutes of footage I hope were worth the panic stressing and almost heart attack… In the privacy of my home, I uploaded the footage on my computer and sat back to enjoy the hopefully successful show. Here is how the video unfolded:
He indeed took that corner shower he always takes. I felt relieved that I did not almost have a heart attack for recording 3 minutes of shower wall and was impressed at the perfect framing. Watching his incredible ass move as he adjusts the water temperature was alone worth the risk.
He proceeded to shower facing the wall as usual. A sight I was used to by now, he cleaned this way for quite a while, I was thinking he just never turned around to wash his back, no matter if there was someone or no-one using the showers at the same time. From memory, I also knew the two college kids were about to enter, so the chances to see the front were almost gone at that point.
That‘s when it happened: he started to make a motion of a possible-turnaround. I held my breath and as my heart was jackhammering again like in the locker room, I could without a doubt confirm that he was indeed turning around: Keeping in mind I never saw him frontally nude before. I was discovering it through the video for the first time. I was assuming and hoping he had a small cock, due to his strong silent persona and suspicious shyness while naked, which alpha males with an impressive body like his’ wouldn‘t normally have. Plus, he was clearly not shy when it came to parading around the changing room wearing only his shorts. He even sometimes worked out shirtless when the weather was particularly hot. Something was clearly up…
Even with those assumptions, I still gasped as his cock came into sight. I thought it’ll be small but that was tinier than anything I could imagine for a full grown adult man, especially one who seems to exude testosterone like him. His pecker could actually be categorized as a micropenis, on the smaller scale of it none the least. That such a baby-cock belonged to the manly tough gym hunk, I could not believe my eyes (or luck)!!! It was just a mushroom head attached to a 6‘1 buff and hairy body, the shaft was close to nonexistent. His balls were so small and close to his body that his micropenis was able to almost entirely hide his scrotum! I actually did not see them first and thought he had none!
Here he was, completely relaxed facing the shower room thinking he was alone and absent-mindedly washing his back. Completely unaware that my phone was recording every second of his shame and that I might probably now be the only person at the gym who knows his little secret. He was also unaware of the two college kids in the background slowly walking to the showers.
The first college kid was getting closer as he was clearly looking at his tiny willy down his muscular abs. Maybe wondering how god could nail his genetics so perfectly while missing the mark on his cock by so far.
He finally noticed the first college kid, as the second one was trailing behind in the background. His eyes suddenly were more alert than in the previous instances. I also couldn’t help myself notice the ironic cock and body size difference between him and the scrawnier college kids, as well as how the college kids both walked to the shower room with their towels on their shoulders, cock on display like real men, not a fucking care in the world, and compare it to how „Tough Hunk“ would wrap his towel around his waist to take off or put on his underwear, as well as always walking with his towel around his waist to the showers…
The two college kids were chatting and letting their towel on the drying area on the right, leaving „Tough Hunk“ time to quickly turn around. I realized at this moment he‘d done the same to me when I entered the shower while he was there (Quickly turning his back to the open showers.)
He was facing the wall when „College kid 1” entered the shower room.
Same for when „College kid 2“ trailed behind „College Kid 1“. He has quite an impressive butt and muscular back, so i was quite enjoying the view anyway.
The two college kids went to the other end of the shower room. Meanwhile „Tough Hunk“ was showering in a very comical way: He was not facing the back wall anymore, but the corner! Keeping in mind he was purposefully turning his back to them, he couldn’t possibly know which shower heads they took. So facing the corner after they entered was a security that his cock couldn’t be seen from any point in the shower room. He still needed to rinse his back though…
He awkwardly contorted his head and torso to inspect the shower room, while making sure his cock was still protected from any possible curious peeks. His facial expression betrayed absolute fear and complete embarrassment. I couldn’t possibly know what was running in his mind but it looked like he was either:
1: Worried that they might have seen his tiny cock when they entered, that maybe he was not quick enough in turning around.
2: Thinking of the best strategy to finish his shower while still protecting and hiding his „tiny secret“.
3: Comparing himself to them and was humiliated by the fact that two younger skinnier kid, one of them (way shorter than him) had such bigger cock!
It was probably a combination of the three…
He was staring intensely at them for a moment and suddenly jerked his body awkwardly to turn his back to the shower stream to wash his ass. This inadvertently was exposing his dicklet to the college kids. It was clear what he was doing: he waited for the two younger guys to be busy or turning his back to him to be able to kind of turn around and rinse his butt. I‘ve never seen such an awkward dance and position. Every muscle fiber on his buff body was tensed from stress. You can also see the pure terror on his face as he was surveying the two college kids while his tiny cock was exposed in the open.
After having very rapidly rinse his backside, he officially continued to shower sideways, as he saw where the kids were and turning his back to them was undoubtedly the safest position to guarantee they wont see his micropenis. Does anyone ever shower sideways?!
He then quickly left the shower. Which gave me an amazing last shot as I paused the video. A very clear side-shot of his penis perfect for measurement. It could be definitely concluded that his cock was a one inch nub when soft. His penis was basically consisting of a cock-head resting on tiny balls the size of a child‘s. The shaft was almost nonexistent, which meant his cock-head was never hanging but would just obscenely point out horizontally.
I was smiling at the humiliating tape I had of the tough acting gym hunk. So confident on the gym floor but so self-conscious about his endowment I had to resort to trick him through technology: and what a reward. It would be so embarrassing and humiliating for him if he knew! I had now a video and amazing caps of his tiny willy I could watch whenever I wanted! In addition to being able to analyze his humiliating and embarrassing shower behavior. From now on, watching him work out intensely, lifting those heavy weights while grunting with his deep voice and putting on an angry face would be even more enjoyable. Savoring the irony of his rugged and manly image while knowing exactly how much of a man he really was.
More from the old comic I sketched in middle school, “The Galactic City.”
Previously The Great Annhilator blew up his own apartment with his own spit, and here he explains it’s because he can generate antimatter.
Of course since I didn’t really understand physics in those days, I attributed this to him having magical “antimatter glands.”
In reality The Great Annihilator’s antimatter spit isn’t really unique to it, it’s a process that all black holes can use. Positron-electron pairs will naturally foam into existence in environments with a large flux of gamma rays and strong magnetic fields, such as the base of black hole jets.
We then see The Great Annihilator’s backstory back when he lived in the Milky Way and was friends with the supermassive black hole there (here?), Sagitarrius A*. Of course given that this setting depicts galaxies as literal cities, the Milky Way is also depicted as a place full of buildings and streets.
When the Milky Way Matter Famine starts, the stars do not allow the black holes to eat anything. This is attributed in this comic to a nebulous bigotry the stars have. However as I got older, I realized that it didn’t really make sense to depict the stars as being in the wrong here when I depicted the black hole characters as intentionally seeking out and devouring baby stars.
In my current, more realistic interpretation of the whole “galaxy is a civilization of stars” setting, the divide between stars and black holes is essentially due to a misunderstanding of physics.
You see, in general relativity there is something called the “no hair theorem.” Basically it states that two black holes can only be distinguished by three properties: mass, spin, and electric charge. This implies they are very simple objects, far simpler than even rocks. It gets even worse for black holes out there in space, because they’re unlikely to possess an electric charge–that leaves them with just two (!) distinguishing parameters.
In essence the stars are convinced the black holes are not sentient because of the no hair theorem.
But as it turns out the no hair theorem only applies to isolated black holes in equilibrium. Black holes that are actively accreting can possess different features, such as space-time asymmetries, magnetic fields, and lots of complex interactions with the matter flowing into them. In real life this doesn’t mean they’re alive, but in a setting like this one where all the celestial bodies are alive in some way, it means they can be conscious while accreting.
The reason the stars never realized that is two-fold: the black holes speak a gravitational wave language the stars cannot detect well enough to view as anything other than animalistic noises, and the stars actively keep the black holes starving. In my current conception of this setting, the black holes are perfectly content to consume nonliving matter, but the stars claim all the galaxy’s dust and gas for their own use, both to build more stars and to be used as raw materials for technologies. The black holes devour stars not because they particularly want to, but because they are starving and being deprived of what they need to remain conscious beings.
Do you regret something you said or did, even years ago?
I have professional regrets, like a project solution that still makes me cringe when I think of it. The thought that a copy of it could be lurking out there somewhere, torments me, like the hand that surfaces in the movie, Deliverance.
There was a time in my early 20s when I agreed to do a presentation at a conference. ️ I knew what I was going to talk about️ and didn’t think it was necessary to prepare and rehearse. But once I was on the stage and looked out at an auditorium full of people, my mind went blank. The audience seemed to feel my pain, but it didn’t help. I wonder if anyone remembers it? I’m sure this experience is at the root of my fear of public speaking.
I regret being judgmental and let it end a friendship. At the time I hadn’t considered how people are raised differently or how age can be a factor. I read an article recently about relaxed attitudes of GenZ employees who sign off their emails with closings like, “Talk soon, loser,” “Hasta la pasta,” or “Kill me.” In comparison, I know I overreacted. ♀️
Regrets over a friendship are the easiest to address. I’ve made it a practice to reach out to people I regret disconnecting with, and found in some instances, they didn’t remember whatever happened.
As I’ve grown older, regretful things still happen, but I think the worst things happened a while ago. ⌛
Have you ever done or said something regretful or embarrassing? How did you deal with it? . . PHOTOS: Scenes from Gust Backstrom Park. On the way to check on our Airbnb house, we took a detour to Morton, WA. I had no idea this little park was nestled in the small town. Two motorcyclists told us there is good trout fishing there. Good to know! Last photo: two loaves of Silver Palette Cookbook banana bread—a good way to deal with 6 ripe bananas. . . #parksandrecreation #waterfallchasing #waterfallhunting #fishingspot #blackandwhitelandscape #morton #ivy #fallentree #bananabread #bakedfromscratch #regret #embarassing . . . (at Gust Backstrom Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdP5fBHOP8d/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Take. them. off. Now hold them. Higher. Would you care to explain what this is, little girl? I know it’s your panties, be more precise. Right. Your WET panties, and how did THAT happen? You know what, I don’t even want to know, this time. I’m tired of your childish behavior. This is the last time you come home with wet panties. Starting tomorrow you’re gonna wear Goodnites pull-ups to school. I don’t care that your uniform skirt is too short to conceal it. You should’ve thought of that before. And don’t you think about wearing panties over your Goodnties or you’ll end up in thick diapers. Every morning I’ll lift up your skirt to check if you’re wearing your Pull-Ups. I’ll have the nurse check you during lunch and even change you if need be. If I can’t trust you to keep your panties dry, I certainly can’t trust you to change your own diapers.
the thing is thats literally not dean thats jensen ackles texas rich man homophobe extraordinaire. what happened to “dean has left the vessel” you think suddenly hes back? no. this is jackles dean kinnie delusion and you are all allowing it to happen. you have the spine of a wet paper towel.
If you want to help in any way, feel free. She really is determined to die on this hill.
(also lurking in my stories still)
Im going to review what she has done so far:
Reposted the plagiarized picture without credit, even after knowing well who the author is/that i do not approve of it. She basically spammed it everyday for several weeks, over the span of many months (May 2021/February 2022).
created several alternate accounts to keep uploading the picture.
after being banned by Insta and managing to get her account back, she learned nothing and continued the reupload spree UNTIL SHE GOT HER MAIN ACCOUNT TERMINATED FOR GOOD (kokoz13_kol).
Continued this behaviour on her second account (uzhasnaya_len) until it also got terminated.
Attempted to blackmail me by stating “She will continue uploading the picture if i speak out about her plagiarism”.
Created three other accounts, followed every single person i follow on my instagram (how psychotic is that?) and continued uploading the ripped off picture.
Created an account to impersonate me, using my old internet handle and real name (while Ukraine was under attack by Russia. It is unimaginable to me, how someone who is living in a country that just opened war, and is under a threat of nuclear warfare and unimaginable consequences themself pull this stupid sh*t online)
The entire situation started May/June 2021. She came to my insta page herself in November 2021 and announced that she’s the one who plagiarised me, completely ignored people who tried to explain why what shes doing is messed up, and basically was just being an obnoxious smartass (and being hilariously wrong at the same time).
Soon after that her account got banned temporarily; imagine having your account closed, managing to get it back and instead of realizing that “Hey, im cutting it close, maybe this isnt worth it” deciding to continue breaking ToS, and uploading plagiarism UNTIL BEING TERMINATED FOR GOOD. It’s peak stupidity and hubris. Im a 90’s kid, ive been on the internet for a while, but i have never, ever personally encountered such an unhinged person. Kate is the definition of entitled & spoiled. The fact she ever thought she deserved dialogue or niceties after everything she has done is proof of that. The impersonation and mass-following the exact same people i follow is just baffling. Not sure if she was trying to play some kind of a role, she just came off as obsessive (she may have some kind of untreated psychological/behavioral issue, discounting narcissism).
The fact she has her full name out there in public, while acting like this is honestly the most embarassing part. Im glad internet is forever in moments like these, good job putting a stain on your name Katie!
So for the longest time when I was little I thought that when a radio station played a song that the band had to come in and actually PLAY the song so the first time I heard the same song on two stations I tripped balls and told my mom and she still hasn’t stopped laughing true story
