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˗ˏˋdialogue : breaking upˎˊ˗

• “we need to talk.”
• “i’m sorry, but i can’t keep this up.”
• “i could never hate you, i just can’t be with you.”
• “it’s not you, it’s me.”
• “maybe we can still be friends?”
• “are you saying what i think you’re saying?”
• “after all we’ve been through?”
• “you can’t be serious.”
• “you’re all i have left!”
• “i need you!”
• “it’s not me, it’s you.”
• “all we do is fight!”
• “you’re so fucking toxic… and you’ll never change.”
• “this was doomed from the beginning.”
• “i could never be with you.”
• “after everything i’ve done for you, this is what i get?”
• “you’re nothing without me.”
• “who else would wanna be with you?”
• “i’m the best you’re gonna get.”
• “about time. you’ve been holding me back.”
• “what about the kids?”
• “i need to focus on school/my career.”
• “and you say this a month before our wedding?!”
• “i was a kid, i didn’t know better.”
• “can i kiss you one last time then?”

˗ˏˋprompts : meet cuteˎˊ˗

• A fell asleep on public transport. B is sitting right next to them, and as they see the next stop coming up, they wake A up to ask if it’s their stop. (bonus points if Bcaught glimpses of them while they slept, adoring how peaceful they looked!)

• A lost something in public and is freaking out. that is, until Bfound whatAwas looking for, and asks if it’s theirs.

• it’s raining/snowing and BnoticedAis without proper clothing/equipment, like an umbrella or a jacket. so what does B do? they ask if A wants their only jacket/asks A if they want to share an umbrella.

• AandB get paired up for a boring project, but together they make it fun!

• the classic “the parents dragged AandB to a boring party and they become friends.”
• B gets something tasty looking from a restaurant/cafe/etc. and, despite A being shy or nervous, they ask what it is.

• A wants the last of something (ex. a donut or bag) but they and B grab it simultaneously. now they stare at each other for a little too long before B frantically says, “you can have it!” and then they go back and forth insisting the other can have it. (bonus points if their hands touch!)

• AandB are sitting next to each other on a long flight. despite them going to the same place, it’s for completely different reasons. A is going for a funeral, and B is going for a friend’s wedding. out of nowhere, A starts crying, and though it’s hardly audible, B notices and starts comforting Aimmediately.by the end of the flight, they both have each other’s numbers!

• no one said these had to be realistic, right? perfect. A is out in public and sees a familiar figure. the thing is, A is mistaking B, a stranger A has never saw until now, for their best friend. A quickens their walking to catch up with their “best friend.” when they eventually do, they scare them from the back, but when B turns around, A’s smile falls. AexpectsB to get reasonably upset, but instead, B laughs. a strong friendship (maybe even a romantic relationship?) ensues.

• again, might be unrealistic yet adorable! A finds a cat/dog on the street, but they don’t have a collar, so A starts treating them as their own. that is until B starts knocking on people’s doors, describing the pet and asking if anyone has seen them. when B gets to A’sdoor,A immediately knows they have that exact pet. depending on who you portray A to be, they may consider lying and saying they don’t have it, but in the end, they end up giving the pet back. the pet, however, is very attached to A, and tries to stay. B notices this and tells A that they can keep the pet, just as long as they stay in contact so B can visit it whenever! a strong relationship between AandB ensues :)

I don’t know why or if it’s just me, but I feel so……….violatedwhen there’s a picture or god forbid, a GIF in fanfiction, especially in sites like AO3 and ffn.net. I feel so betrayed, like, what are you even DOING here, in the land of words.

name your Tumblr user pet peeves!! mine is when I’m scrollin thru a tag and there’s about fifty million fanfictions, almost all of them h*rny self insert NSFW, and none of them are under a cut. so I have to scroll through this long ass fanfiction. and no matter how hard I try, every single time I end up readin a lil bit of some freaky ass sh*t.

this has gotta stop. please fanfiction authors, I am begging you. put your work under the cut, or externally and provide links. don’t put it straight out in the open. please