#fuck snape
unpopular opinions/my accepted head cannons: ✨marauders edition✨
- Remus x Sirius
- James and Sirius were best friends but Sirius was also very close with Remus before they got together
- James x Lily
- Regulus was actually an enemy of Voldemort’s the whole time but acted as though he was a death eater in order to successfully “betray” him
- Marlene was the second best quidditch player on the team (to James)
- Remus was “one of the girls” (he had a special bond with the girl friends that the other marauders didn’t have)
- Remus and Lily had a very close friendship and definitely gossiped about each other’s relationship to one another
- Regulus is bi or pan
- Lily’s smarter than Remus
- Peter was always a bitchass fuckhead
- Sirius paints his nails and sometimes Remus will too
- Sirius does like to wear dresses/skirts sometimes but only around remus, James and Lily bc he gets insecure (poor baby )
- Remus admired James growing up and wanted to be like him until he found himself
- Remus is bi
- James was always kind of insecure but used his cockiness and confidence to cover it up
- Sirius had longer hair all his life bc it pissed off his mom
- Remus and Sirius are both switches depending on the(ir) mood
- Lily is a top
- James is a switch
- Peters a bottom
- Remus and Sirius have a couples tattoo
- The marauders have matching group tattoo
- Sirius always felt guilty for leaving Remus thinking that his best friends were dead and boyfriend was a killer who betrayed them
- Snape never loved Lily he was just obsessed
Harry Potter and the Times He Didn’t Send Neville Birthday Cards
- They literally share a birthday
- Harry might have an excuse when he’s younger due to the confiscation of his items
- But not really because Dobby takes his letters in book two and Harry’s extremely upset because he hadn’t been getting any mail and then he got no birthday wishes
- So he idk maybe could have learned hey maybe I should make sure I don’t let close friends just sit alone and in silence on their birthdays when they have a less than stellar home life
- Lmao naaaah
- Imagine you literally share a dormitory with the Boy Who Lived for six years
- AND YOU SHARE A BIRTHDAY
- and he just
- Doesn’t send a birthday card
- Hedwig shoulda just shat on his head istg
Reasons why Snape hated certain characters
- Harry because he looked like his father, who Lily loved
- Hermione because she was muggle born, reminded him of Lily
- Ron because he had red hair, just like Lily
- Every Gryffindor ever because Lily was a Gryffindor and that kind of reminder is a heavy burden to carry
- Hedwig because she had feathers and Lily used to use quills
- Lockhart because he reminded him of how he was locked out of Lily’s heart
- Hagrid because he was half giant and his love for Lily was giant