#moony x padfoot
unpopular opinions/my accepted head cannons: ✨marauders edition✨
- Remus x Sirius
- James and Sirius were best friends but Sirius was also very close with Remus before they got together
- James x Lily
- Regulus was actually an enemy of Voldemort’s the whole time but acted as though he was a death eater in order to successfully “betray” him
- Marlene was the second best quidditch player on the team (to James)
- Remus was “one of the girls” (he had a special bond with the girl friends that the other marauders didn’t have)
- Remus and Lily had a very close friendship and definitely gossiped about each other’s relationship to one another
- Regulus is bi or pan
- Lily’s smarter than Remus
- Peter was always a bitchass fuckhead
- Sirius paints his nails and sometimes Remus will too
- Sirius does like to wear dresses/skirts sometimes but only around remus, James and Lily bc he gets insecure (poor baby )
- Remus admired James growing up and wanted to be like him until he found himself
- Remus is bi
- James was always kind of insecure but used his cockiness and confidence to cover it up
- Sirius had longer hair all his life bc it pissed off his mom
- Remus and Sirius are both switches depending on the(ir) mood
- Lily is a top
- James is a switch
- Peters a bottom
- Remus and Sirius have a couples tattoo
- The marauders have matching group tattoo
- Sirius always felt guilty for leaving Remus thinking that his best friends were dead and boyfriend was a killer who betrayed them
- Snape never loved Lily he was just obsessed
marauders favorite artists (modern and older):
- prongs: Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Ed Sheeran, maroon 5, MARINA, The beetles, Fleetwood Mac, niall horan, 1D, Adele, Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, Beyoncé, Billy Joel, Bruno Mars, Demi Lovato, Little Mix
- padfoot: Stevie Nicks, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, the beetles, mother mother, girl in red, mcr, fob, Taylor Swift, Nirvana, louis tomlinson, The 1975, 5sos, Beyoncé, Conan Gray, Lana Del Rey
- moony: Hozier, clairo, David Bowie, girl in red, Fleetwood Mac, harry styles, The Rolling Stones, Taylor Swift, niall horan, Lin-Manuel Miranda, The 1975, Alec Benjamin (?), Beach Bunny, Janis Joplin, Billy Joel, Coldplay, Elton John, Lana Del Rey
- wormtail: *insert artists who make bad music and are bad people*
Because I’m still in love with you
I want to see you dance again
#lilgaypestotober
Day 4: harvest moon
#lilgaypestotober
Day 3: cry baby
im in dire need of a wolfstar support group i need FRIENDS that understand my love for them PLEASE
Sirius, anytime Remus is pissed at him: Remus might be hard to get, but I am hard to get rid of.
some soft wolfstar cuz apparently that’s all you guys wanna see (and all this bitch is gonna give you)
I’m pretty proud of this ._.
Wolfstar prompt part 2:
Idea credit goes to: @littleturtle95
*Part one has been posted previously if you need some context!
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Sirius had found what the trolley lady had promised was the best chocolate on the train to bring back to Remus. Sirius would have to take her word for it because ever since he gained the ability to turn into a dog chocolate had made him very ill. He knew for a fact that Moony’s affinity for chocolate spread much further than his insistence he would be prepared for a dementor attack, so just in case he grabbed a few other chocolates of choice and raced back to the train car.
Back in the car Remus graciously accepted the chocolates and began discussing the matters of choosing classes for their next year would be to Sirius, going into vivid detail on how each of their OWL scores from the previous year would open new doors for tir NEWTS and so on and so forth. To be honest Sirius did not care nor did he hear Remus was saying, he was too fixated on the way in which talking made Remus’ dimples show and how he had the most perfect teeth. Matters far more important than actually thinking about Sirius’s future. So he just sat and nodded along as they pulled into the grounds of Hogwarts.
After arriving at Hogwarts and unpacking what they had brought home for break the four of them settled in greeting Snivellus to a welcome back wedgie. Then Lily and James went their own way and Peter crashed on his bed snoring within minutes. Remus went into the shower and Sirius plopped down on the floor next to his bed and pulled out his OWL score sheet.He had received it the summer leading up to their sixth year and the four of them agreed to wait until they met up on the train to open them together.
When they did Sirius was sure he would have failed just liked he did with everything else. When they opened them he shielded it from Remus at the time because he knew how much of a failure he was and he didn’t need the most brilliant, Remus Lupin, to know that. To his surprise when they opened the envelopes Sirius had all Es and even an O in transfiguration, plus an A in herbology but he’d never cared much for plants anyways. He was so happy that he always kept that paper spellotaped to the top of his trunk. A single reminder that he wasn’t a complete failure. Plus Remus was so thrilled for him that he gave him the biggest hug which made Sirius feel all sorts of happy. He pulled out some of the textbooks from his trunk and started sorting his school supplies by subject disassociating from the world for a few minutes until he was brought back to reality by a certain cheerful voice.
“Hey, do my eyes deceive me or is Sirius Black actually organizing something other than pranks and ways to torment other students?” Remus said standing above Sirius who jumped not noticing he had come back into the room.
“Why yes Moony, I felt that I should actually start being a productive member of society for once. Now that I did well on my OWLs people are going to start expecting I actually have my life together” Sirius said, feigning confidence and Remus sat beside him on the floor.
“So, does that mean I don’t have to do all of your homework this year?”
“Well, to be fair, I do not actually have my life together. It may only appear that way to the untrained eye.” Sirius said opening their new potions book in an attempt to finish all of their homework from before break the night before classes started up again.
“So I see. Well at least let me help you, I mean if you fail and have to stay back then we will have to find someone else to turn into a dog and that seems like much too much work.
“Yeah, okay that sounds like a brilliant idea, on one condition”
“What, aren’t I the one helping you?” Remus said smirking
“Yes, but that’s not the point, will you please take Astronomy with me next year? I did really well in it, cause ya know I’m Sirius, a literal star, and James won’t do it with me, and I don’t want to be alone, and…”
“Yes, okay, I will suffer through learning about balls of gas millions of light years away so that you can pass your classes. Let’s go then before Peter wakes up.” Remus finishes picking up a stack of Sirius’ books and heading for the door.
“Go, go where? We can’t just leave of McGonagall will have our heads”
“To the library, of course. Also, I am a prefect if you didn’t know, so I can go wherever I want within the confines of the school.”
Sirius nodded, grabbing the rest of his things and slipping on his jacket. Of course he was happy that Moony was willing to help but it seemed a little odd. Remus never broke rules for anyone, especially surrounding curfew. Well, he did but not in the obvious ways, more so he was the brains behind all of the Marauder’s excavations. This was different though, there was nothing at stake, except Sirius’ grades, but there was no reason why they couldn’t have stayed in the room to do some work. Since when did he care about whether or not Peter got a good night’s sleep?
Unless. Sirius took out the paper his mother had forced upon him and read the second part of the list. “2.Wants to spend time with you alone.” Then again why should he trust some stupid pureblood paper from a dumb book. It was probably nothing. Remus would have helped any of his friends to study. Sirius wasn’t special, Right?
When they arrived at the library Remus checked around first to find an empty table. The librarian liked Remus so she excused him for being their past curfew and he thanked her with a bag of lemon drops from the train. Then they spread out all of the textbooks and got to work. Remus took to teaching Sirius the subject matter one class at a time, careful to explain things in a way that could be understood but sure to never make Sirius feel stupid or as if things were being simplified. Remus knew above all Sirius’ self esteem was something that was not to be played with. Sirius appreciated this and with Remus’s calm demeanor and Sirius’ constant questioning they were able to finish by around four o’ clock in the morning.
“How’d I do Pads?” Remus asked stacking the textbooks and collecting the piles of papers spread across the table, “Sirius?” Remus looked back and found that Sirius had fallen asleep on the table almost immediately. He was so peaceful for once that Remus didn’t dare disturb him. So he carefully stowed all of the books inside the bag which Sirius had brought and put it over his shoulder. Then in an attempt to not wake him Remus slung Siruis’s arm over his shoulder and carefully carried him back to their room gently laying him down in his bed.
“Good night Padfoot”
Remus: *hugs Sirius from behind*
Remus: *plays with Sirius’ hair*
Remus: Eat my chocolate again and I’ll end you.
Remus: I have concluded that I can’t deal with people stupider than me.
James, Sirius and Peter:
Sirius: But you deal with us.
Remus with tons of empty coffee cups beside him and sleep-deprived eyes: Do I really?
Remus: I left my job today. I couldn’t work for that man after what he had said to me.
Sirius: What did he say?
Remus: Remus, you’re fired.
Remus: Be careful!
Sirius: Tried that once. Most boring day of my life.
James, to Lily: If I had a coin for every time you crossed my mind, I would only have one coin because you’re all I think about.
Sirius, interrupting: BRO? WHAT ABOUT ME? BITCH.
Laser Tag
Sirius, on the blue team: Truce, okay?
Remus, on the red team: Sure, love.
*Later*
Remus, shooting Sirius: Bitch, you thought.
Snape: When will the clown sightings start again? That was fun.
Sirius: Look into the mirror and they can start again
Sirius: I like you.
Remus: You must be joking.
Sirius: No, I’m serious.
Remus: Of course you’re Sirius. What do you mean?
Sirius, exasperated: I mean that I like you. I like everything about you.
Remus:
Remus, who hates himself: Sorry, can’t relate.
Snape: You use emojis like a straight person.
Sirius: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.
A random person, to Remus: Wow! You’ve got such a huge collection of collars and leashes.
Sirius: Yes! Because his most adorable dog is a well-behaved good boi.
James: Actually, they’re for Remus’s husband for when his boi is more obnoxious than his usual self.
Sirius: Every dog is either a bitch or a son of a bitch.
Sirius: I guess I’m both.
Sirius: *Getting belly rubs from strangers as Padfoot*
James:
James: Remus! REMUS! You won’t believe what I just saw your whore husband doing-
*At a dog park*
A random person: Aww they’re so fluffy and adorable! I’d rather take care of them the whole day than go to my job.
Remus, wearily watching his husband causing chaos with other dogs as Padfoot: I’d rather not.
Sirius: remember how I said James and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Remus: yes
Sirius: well, we’re in jail
Remus: *hangs up*
Sirius: what is love?
Peter: an emotional minefield
Remus: a neurochemical reaction
James: BABY DONT HURT ME-
Remus: Look Sirius I think you’re absolutely amazing
Sirius: Oh my god. Oh my god… oh my god..
Remus:*smiling*
Sirius: no! don’t please! why?!
Remus:No?
Sirius: I don’t understand why ur breaking up with me
Remus: sirius i’m literally getting on my knee
Remus, surrounded by books: I’m like four days past my bed time and emotionally shattered…
Remus: Yet I’ve never felt this alive!
Sirius: Moony single handly has the power to ruin my New Year if he doesnt doesn’t kiss me at midnight.
James:
James: I would say the same about Lily but…
Sirius: …it would never happen to begin with?
Remus: I am alive for three reasons.
Remus: I was born, I have managed to not be killed yet, and Sirius refuses to let me die.
Sirius: Someone peer pressure me to do my homework today…
Marlene: Do it or you’re straight.
Sirius: I said pressure not THREATEN!!
Kidnapper: We have your kid.
Euphemia: Which one?
Kidnapper: Umm… black hair, short, curses with a passion…
Euphemia: Oh you mean Sirius. If you think he’s bad wait until you meet the other three.
Remus: *loathing Sirius for eating his chocolate*
Sirius: *cracks a sly joke and grins at Remus*
Remus: *loathes him slightly less*
Sirius,at 6am: Well my day is officially ruined.
Remus: And why is that?
Sirius: Because you woke up exactly 30 seconds ago and haven’t given me a hug yet.
Remus: I talk to myself a lot because I need an expert opinion.
Sirius: Hey Remus, what do you want for Christmas?
Remus: Is that even a question… chocolate!!
Sirius: I’m your boyfriend I need to get you something better than that.
Remus: What is better than CHOCOLATE?!
*on his first day of Aurour training*
Harry: Fuck the government!
Hermione: Harry you are the government!
Harry: Well, fuck me then!
James: I put the sexy in dyslexia
Sirius: Oh yeah you do!
Marlene: James-
Lily: Don’t
Lily: I want to see how long it takes them to realize.
Lily: Remus? Did you ever fill out that form I gave about what you are looking for in a significant other?
Remus,hands her the form:
Lily: Okay… Remus this just says ”Hair color and Last name: Black”
Remus: I don’t see a problem with that.
Lily: So either you want to date Sirius, Regulus, or maybe even Walburga. But I’m pretty sure you arent into women or psychotic mothers.
Remus,snatchesform: Clearly I have to fine tune this a bit more…
Marauders Fandom: (to anything cannon) Yeah fuck that, here’s how it really went down…
