Went on a work’s night out tonight and literally dislocated my fucking knee dancing Absolutely fabulous! This was taken before that happened and when we were all pretty tipsy ✌ Fun timessss
Have you ever found yourself lost, swarmed by questions without any answers? Perhaps you’ve screamed for heavens to bestow solutions upon you?
“Oh, what do I do to pass this exam?” “Do I have any chances with that handsome warlord?” “Are ‘tomatoes’ fruit or vegetables?” “How do I cope with my employer challenging me to death match every time I see him?”
Rest assured! Just this once,in a special edition of Azuchi Gazette, all your questions shall be answered by our esteemed advisors: The Kitsune and One-Eyed Dragon.
Event Request status:OPEN
How do I obtain answers for my struggles? [Event Rules & Guidelines]
: Admit you need the Kitsune’s help. : Don’t sulk. It’s optional.
: The Kitsune is pleased to be of service to any Chatalaine, OC, vassal, ninja or warlord in need. : We fear no challenge: serious or not, we pledge to answer all questions. We will also reply to any messages directed at us.
: Place your question in one of the conveniently located “Ask” boxes, either @lorei-writes or @the12thnightproject. :Either of the ask boxes works. All questions will be answered by both advisors. Shy kittens can use ‘Anonymous’ option. There is no limit on the number of questions one person can send in.
: Ask the Kitsune a question. A simple interrogative will suffice, however should you feel your situation is complex, a letter may be necessary. : The Kitsune means to say that you can send either just a question, or an entire letter with more information.
What could my request look like? [Examples]
Dear Kitsune and O.E. D.,
One of my bosses has given me a jar of konpieto and told me to hide it from one of my other bosses. But I can’t think of where to put it that he wouldn’t look. Suggestions? Miss Chatalaine
: Dear Mai,
What a dilemma you’ve found yourself in, little mouse! I personally maintain that guarding Boss A’s sweet intake is not the responsibility of Boss B, who, often, if I might say so, takes on far too much authority when it comes to such minor issues. However, given that this task has fallen to you, I will offer the following options:
Give it to that strange ninja who lives in the ceiling (yes, I’m aware of his existence. The Kitsune knows all) and have him hide it up there.
Or, give it to Mitsunari to dispose of. By tomorrow he will have forgotten where he put it.
Whichever you decide, under no circumstances allow yourself to be persuaded into a game of Go for candy. - The Kitsune
: Dear Chatelaine,
Seems you have found yourself in quite a tough situation. There are several things to consider: a) how addicted to konpeito boss A really is, b) what body parts could you lose for going against boss A, c) what is the chance that boss B can protect you from the wrath of boss A.
Your surest bet is disposing of the jar entirely. Bury it in the ground, eat the contents – perhaps there’s a third party who could sample you then and offer his protection? Think about your options, lass. - O.E. D.
More examples below the cut. Come and play with us! >:3
BOOM! Hehe, that’s the little something that’s been brewing recently :D Come and play with us~!>:3 Maybe you can best the Kitsune in his wits? Or make him quite speachless? >:3 Have the advisors break their heads as they try to figure out what the hell is ‘baby shark’ song?
I’ve never done anything quite like this before, but the idea is super fun!! Any and all boosting appreciated!!
Perhaps this is also an opportunity to learn what The Kitsune and One-Eyed Dragon think about certain things? >:3 A bit of crafty wording may need to be employed~~
Seethe original story post for details! tldr: I’m posting a long story in chapters over the next couple of weeks! Tags being added only at the end so caveat lector!
Chapter 3 is quite short, so I’m popping it up today, too. :)
Reaction Junkie and I got there earlier than usual, which I’m very happy about, since it meant the wonderful evening lasted as long as possible. When we went up to the bar, we saw that Pup (A new boytoy Reaction Junkie got for me. I’ll write up the night that happened soon) was there. We said hello and started talking. As we conversed, more and more people streamed into the bar. I kept looking up as people came in, looking for Radical Girl, a new friend who was coming to happy hour at my invitation.
Finally, Radical Girl walked in. We greeted each other, and I introduced her to some of the people I was talking to. There was so much excellent conversation about all kinds of topics, from Google Glass to social anxiety to Berkley to not feeling like an interesting person, and so on. I wandered in and out of conversational groups, feeling more confident and socially competent than I have in a long time. My more core group of friends and I worked to keep the worst of the “fresh meat” phenomenon from negatively affecting Radical Girl. There were still some uncomfortable moments, and I won’t deny that we also had a bit of that going on (we also had the whole “liking her because she’s a cool person” thing going on tho), but overall we made sure her first time at that happy hour was not overly creeper-laden.
At some point, Reaction Junkie and I were in conversation with Pup. Something that was said made Reaction Junkie want to play with him a little. I think it may have been that he said something about me, rather than to me. Anyway, Reaction Junkie told Pup, “Get on your knees.” (This wasn’t a new thing; we played like this at the party last Saturday.) Pup hesitated. He looked around, like he was looking for help. Help he didn’t really want. He slowly dropped to his knees. Once he was kneeling in front of me, Reaction Junkie said, “Now look LFB in the eyes and tell her you’re glad to see her.” The voice he was using made me want to obey despite the fact he wasn’t even talking to me. Pup must have felt similarly, because he looked me in the eyes and said, “I’m glad to see you.” I smiled and responded that I was glad to see him, too.
Reaction Junkie gave Pup a “Good boy.” Then he said, “Now beg. Beg LFB for permission to stand up.” In a frustrated tone, Pup said he wanted to stand up. “Beg,” responded Reaction Junkie in that voice. Pup leaned into me and put his arms around my legs and pressed his head into my midsection. It brought to mind a puppy trying to burrow into someone to escape something scary. That made me feel bad for him, and I put my arms around his shoulders. He ran his hands up and down the backs of my calves, which felt very nice. I petted him for a moment before he looked up at me and in a small voice if he could stand up. I smiled down at him and gave him some head scratches. Then I told him he was a good boy and that he could stand.
Pup stood up. I got involved in a couple of conversations, and then found myself talking to Reaction Junkie. I said something to him about how I feel about topping/domming. When I told him, “I’m not good at being dommy,” he told me that I was. I disagreed. Reaction Junkie got Anderson Cooper’s attention and instructed him to look into my eyes and “tell LFB she’s good at being dommy.” Anderson Cooper told me, “I’ve seen you with Reaction Junkie. You’re good at being dommy.” I was about to protest, but then Reaction Junkie looked at Pup, about to give him the same order he gave Anderson Cooper.
Before Reaction Junkie could speak, Pup said, “You don’t have to tell me,” looked me in the eyes, and told me, “LFB, you’re very good at being dommy.” I could tell from the look on his face and the tone of his voice that he was completely sincere. I stopped arguing and accepted the compliment the three men had given me. “Oh…well,” I blushed and looked down, “Thank you.” The whole thing made me feel pleasantly embarrassed, boosted my self-esteem, and left me feeling more confident about exploring that side of myself.
Nothing, I mean nothing is sweeter than getting a check for 2500.00$ because of a class action lawsuit against your former employer. Buying anmo, booze, some dope and going to blow shit up this weekend in the desert.
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