Happy Bi Visibility Day

Spread the Bi Love!!!

Okay so this tickled my fancy. According to this one fundamentalist researcher named David Meade, the apocalypse will begin on September 23rd, which is also bi visibility day. And I cannot think of anything more appropriate. Like honestly, if anything was gonna end the world it’d be our fucking community, and I’ve never been prouder of all the bisexuals out there. Let’s get out there and slay (literally)!!

DIY: How to make a bisexual friend in 5 easy steps

Step 1: Aqquire half of a straight person. These can be found basically anywhere, so just make a trip to your local grocery store.

Step 2: Aqquire half of a gay person. Now, these are a little tougher to find, but since you’re on Tumblr that should make it easier for you.

Step 3: Add both ingredients to a large mixing bowl and whisk until smooth.

Step 4: Throw that into the garbage.

Step 5: Shoot me a DM

Congratulations, you have now made a brand new bisexual friend!

Things that the B in LGBT might mean

Because who knows??

- Balloons

- Beanie Babies

- Britney Spears

- Blossom

- Bubbles

- Buttercup

- Barry B. Benson

- Bitches

- Brain freeze

- Bianca Del Rio

- Betty Botter (bought some butter)

- Bupkis

- Boomerangs

- Butts

Why is bisexuality so hard to understand??

Okay, so let’s say I like both guys and girls sexually/romantically (because I do). This means that I could start a relationship with either a guy or a girl, because according to my identity, I like both. This is where people get lost. Because APPARENTLY if I were in a male&female relationship, I’m suddenly just making up my attraction to the same gender. And then if I’m in a gay relationship, that must mean that I’m suddenly gay now too! Because it’s just impossible to like two things at the same time, right??

You know how people say that being pansexual means you’re sexually attracted to pottery?

Does that mean that being bisexual means you’re sexually attracted to saying goodbye?

All bisexuals can’t count. We’re just really lucky guessers

- That title (probably)
- Give them plenty of water and sunlight
- But also lots of darkness and junk food
- Tell them their hair looks nice
- Tell them the revolution is now
- Dogs
- Money
- Take them on a trip to their home planet
- Or maybe just to the movies
- Understand that their sexuality has nothing to do with the number of people they’ve been with
- Understand that they are an important part of the LGBT+ community
- Understand why they lay eggs every 5-7 weeks

You ever just try to understand the logic behind biphobia? Like, we’re allowed to be a part of the LGBTQ+ community, but only when we’re in a same sex relationship. But we also can’t like people of the same sex unless it’s in a threesome with someone of the opposite sex. But also we don’t even exist. Like if you’re gonna hate on us at least get your stories straight

Me: “I’m bisexual, which means that I’m attracted to men and women.” Someone: “Yes, of course!” Me: “So if I want to be in a committed relationship with someone of the opposite sex, that doesn’t change the fact that I’m bisexual and a part of the LGBT+ community.” Someone:

sapphic-sprite:

I do think nonbinary people who use both bi and pan to describe their sexuality are amazing!